They were in obvious evidence in the 90's, went out of sight in the aughts, and now they're back.

[Stinky The Clown]

Not just in Michigan, either. These whackadoodles have been a blight on our landscape from coast to coast.

The fact that they're back and as hateful as ever should be no surprise. This is as dependable in a Democratic administration as are mushrooms after a spring rain.

[kestrel91316]

1. Can somebody explain to me why so many of them are either obese or look like tweakers?

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Because many of them *are* tweakers

[madokie]

12. They all looked like tweakers to me

first thing I said to my wife when I seen the pictures of them. buncha fucking tweakers

[DCKit]

4. Is that a rhetorical question? n/t

[DCKit]

5. Dupe. Delete.

[DontTreadOnMe]

7. There is a simple explanation...

Fat, stupid guys don't attract females... so what else is there for them to make themselves feel important. They like to run around in the woods with weapons.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Tonight's CBSNooz had a video clip of such a person ......

.... running through a field, trying to keep up, his cheeks beating themselves together against each other, only the heavily reinforced seat of his pantz saving them from total devastation.

He also appeared to be an inveterate wanker. Probably using padded tweezers.

[mediaman007]

2. So while I am volunteering my time to fund-raise for our local high school

scholarship fund, these guys are amassing arms and planning to take America back to the Dark Ages. These guys/gals have to be cartoon characters. Thinking human beings can't possibly consider them to be based in reality.

[phantom power]

6. It's not just the militia nuts...

A couple weeks ago my next door neighbors were going on and on about how everybody should own at least one unregistered gun. It's surreal. This elderly suburban catholic couple, getting their freak on about owning unregistered weapons.

Insanity bubbles away, just under the surface...

[Cirque du So-What]

9. Three guys in the back row

look as though they're smuggling sea turtles under their shirts. And they're gonna go toe-to-toe in the field with the US military when the shit comes down?

[MissMarple]

11. Sea turtles, how funny.

:rofl:

[WeDidIt]

10. The word for today, class, is "intimidate"

in·tim·i·date (n-tm-dt)
tr.v. in·tim·i·dat·ed, in·tim·i·dat·ing, in·tim·i·dates
1. To make timid; fill with fear.
2. To coerce or inhibit by or as if by threats.