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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:15 AM Original message |
'Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet': (TPM- militia) *Workplace warning* |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. Now that's what I call DIALOGUE! |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. OMG the photos...they put the "ug" in "ugly". nt |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
3. Come on...who here HASN'T used those exact words at least a few times? |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:23 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I know! |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:28 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. LOL busted |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
18. why, the kids today use it all the time. In fact, I've taken it up in order to be hip. nt |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
4. Dildo Mallet! |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:29 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Me either :-) |
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neverforget (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:30 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Sounds like a good band name or next Republican fundraising event. |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:36 AM Response to Reply #4 |
16. and hear I thought... |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
6. Shouldn't that be 'Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallard'? |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:25 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. missing comma? |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. LMAO That'll work even better! |
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emulatorloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
21. Exposure to too many "Mallard Filmore" comics could explain a lot of this Militia nonsense |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
8. Dildo Mallet? What a freak! |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:32 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. ! |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:07 PM Response to Reply #8 |
19. Dildo Mallet will be the hero of my next novel. |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:30 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. A suave, sophisticated, take-no-prisoners kind of guy...all the women |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. You got it, joeybee. Now for a plot! Espionage or noir gumshoe? |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. I'm naming my next-born after him. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. wait, are you sure Dildo Mallet is a man? |
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n2doc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
12. Then the going gets weird |
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maxrandb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
13. Let me guess...A Rush Fan?????? |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
17. Dang, video has been removed. |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 04:52 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. It's back- and it's |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 07:55 PM Response to Reply #26 |
38. Umm...thanks? |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:19 PM Response to Reply #17 |
29. The video is now at the TPM link. |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 07:57 PM Response to Reply #29 |
39. Yeah, I fast forwarded to the end. |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
20. "The film -- shockingly puerile, yet strangely compelling- " |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
25. Robert Frost? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
27. I have to applaud him. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
28. anyone want to do some armchair psychoanalysis on that? |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
30. I would be curious to know |
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PCIntern (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
32. I CAN'T BELIEVE I WATCHED THAT FUCKING THING... |
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anigbrowl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:29 PM Response to Reply #32 |
41. Are you kidding? that was the most epic thing ever |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:31 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. I can't believe someone MADE the thing. |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:42 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. I can't believe ANYONE made the thing. n/t |
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Codeine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
33. I have that exact phrase tattooed across the small of my back. |
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denbot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:37 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Duzy!!! |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
34. Well, they must be doing it wrong. |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
36. Best of the comment section: |
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Brickbat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
37. All the other militias have got to be facepalming right about now. |
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anigbrowl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
40. Well, that just made his attorney's job a hell of a lot easier |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
43. that has to be the best post title.....evah!!!! |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-01-10 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
44. This has GOTTA be an April Fool's joke. |
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chill_wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-02-10 08:52 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Sadly no, it seems. |
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mod mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-05-10 09:21 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. WTF was that? Just saw it and I'm speechless. Hope drug testing was done on militia members. |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-05-10 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
48. Ed Wood would be proud |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-05-10 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
49. Leonard Pinth-Garnell presents Bad Farthouse Cinema |
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rox63 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-05-10 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
50. That is easily the most bizarre thing I have ever seen on the intertubes |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-05-10 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
51. That clip was better than a lot of movies I have seen. nt |
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