Sportastic Sports Drinks Give You Big Balls

[jmowreader]

GT Beverage Company just introduced Sportastic Sports Drinks. I think this is a pretty good product: no HFCS, caffeine, taurine or stimulants. It's got 15 calories per 12-ounce bottle, four grams sugar and four carbs. And it comes in a fun, round bottle with a ball-patterned overwrap the kids will love. (They've got baseball, soccer ball and basketball-patterned wraps.)

The product is good, the packaging is good...but what the fuck is up with the 2-pack? If you go to http://www.gtbeverages.com you'll see the "packaging options" that include 6-packs and 12-packs, but I've got a whole skid of this stuff in 2-packs. Please, please tell me someone at the company noticed that when you strap two of these bottles together it looks like a set of testicles.

[pocoloco]

1. Can we order some for the Dems??

[DBoon]

2. I'm sure the target market of 12 year old boys finds this hilarious

I mean, I was a 12 year old boy once

[KittyWampus]

3. I've yet to see a guy with testicles with tattoos that looked like soccer balls or basket balls...

but I'm not dead yet.

[HillbillyBob]

4. You have not travelled in some of the circles I have!!

You would be amazed at what some folks have tattooed and pierced on their goodies..