Michele Bachmann feels nukes are the best response to cyber attacks

[NJmaverick]

"If in fact there is a nation who is compliant with all of the rules ahead of time and they've complied with the United Nations on nuclear proliferation, if they fire against the United States a biological weapon, a chemical weapon or maybe a cyber attack, well then we aren't going to be firing back with nuclear weapons," Bachmann said. "Doesn't that make us all feel safe?"

"No!" shouted the crowd of thousands in Minneapolis.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_04/023278.php

[Orrex]

1. Maybe she's thinking of a cyborg attack?

Let's see you try your ridiculous diplomacy on these guys!

[NJmaverick]

10. !

:spray:

[Robb]

21. You win

...I see no reason to even read the rest of the thread. :toast:

[HughMoran]

2. heil hitler y'all

too stupid for words :eyes:

[hobbit709]

3. Bachmann blasts more hot air out of her mouth than a nuke does.

Maybe if she was forced to look at the results of death and destruction up close, she'd learn something.

[Xipe Totec]

4. nukes also get rid of fleas, dust bunnies, and ring-around-the-collar nt

[Xipe Totec]

5. Some of the posted comments are interesting too nt

[peekaloo]

6. I'm thinking the author of the "bright light" comment

had his/her tongue so firmly in their cheek they bit it off.

If not: :nuke:

[Xipe Totec]

17. That's the one that caught my eye

FWIW, Sara Palin is the brightest knife in the drawer. Not very sharp, but attractive.

[saltpoint]

7. Well that ain't nothin'. I favor a nuke strike whenever I get a pop-up ad.

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Bachmann is widely derided on this site as a raving lunatic.

That assessment is far too charitable, IMO.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Bachmann really needs a deprogramming nt

[Gman]

9. Wow! Who's worse?

Bachman or those that shouted back "No!"?

[NJmaverick]

11. Well if you wanted to know what sort of idiots would vote someone like that into office

you have your answer

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

12. She's probably thinking of the EMP but she forgot

Electromagnetic Pulse Shockwaves As A result of Nuclear Pulse Propulsion will wipe out all electricity, not just the Internet.


She watches too much T.V..... or she doesn't watch enough? :shrug:

[Raschel]

22. Nah. She doesn't know that much. And doesn't think that deep.

[Bjorn Against]

13. This shows that our booth outside the rally offering psychiatric help for five cents was needed

It is a shame that we only made thirty-five cents because all those people shouting "No!" clearly need help.

[Jefferson23]

14. She will say anything to be against Obama, anything. And the idiots

lap it up, I wish I could say I'm shocked by that.

[joeybee12]

15. Cyber is too big a word for MB the nut queen...if anyone asked

what a cyber attack was, she'd sputter.

[NJmaverick]

16. Good point, she probably thinks it was what Orrex describes

[Hubert Flottz]

18. How many lead paint chips did she have to eat when she was a kid

to be that stupid?

[jmowreader]

19. She hasn't read the operations plan for cyber attacks

"If any nation should launch a cyber attack against the United States, the United States will retaliiate by airdropping Michele Bachmann. And they'll keep her."

Unfortunately this only works once.

[NJmaverick]

20. I think that was banned by international treaty

as too extreme:evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

24. Yeah, and so was the bastinado...

but if Bush would have known about the bastinado, there'd have been a bastinado platform erected at Abu Ghraib.

[Generic Other]

23. When did this country become Glenbeckastan?

Holy crap.

Nuke the goddamn hackers I always say! Just shoot some big fat cruise missiles down them frigging internets tubes! Yeah baby!

Dear God, will you please rapture these dumbfuck fundies now? Please? Pretty please?