When women join the "fair and balanced" network, they get "Foxified"

[Swede]

There's something creepy going on at Fox, and it's not just the skewed way they choose to report the news. When a woman gets a job on the "fair and balanced" news network, she gets "Foxified." No matter how she looks or how old she is when she signs her contract, these female contributors transform, appearing on our screens strangely clone-like, blonde and so heavily made up they all look around 40.

Greta Van Susteren famously made the cover of People after she scored her own show on the network and got "Foxified," sporting much lighter hair and tighter skin.



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/mmagowan/detail?blogid=188&entry_id=60861#ixzz0kq6XwRgT

[virgogal]

1. They all look exactly alike. Clones of clones.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Does it involve a trip to Stepford?

:shrug:

[Gman2]

3. They still look bleepable. But what I notice, is the no wrinkle skin tight prints.

All their stuff is like neoprene. They are all sex kittens. The real borg trait is not having a heart.

[pipoman]

4. Not to defend Faux

but exactly how does this differ from any of the vanity news channels...even the local affiliates...but especially the national news rooms?

[Bluebear]

5. Well, she doesn't look around 40.

:)

[pipoman]

7. I think she does, and she has to be around 70 in the pic..

jus' sayin' ;)

[Swede]

6. Tanned,toned and tightened,one and all at Fox.

[csziggy]

8. They all have the same coloring - does that make it easier for the lighting guys?

Or the makeup and clothing people? These women could easily trade make up and outfits - why not when they look like clones!

[Aramchek]

9. Fox loves the Aryan-look

[laststeamtrain]

10. After O'Reilly shows them his woo woo they're legally dead & are replaced by robots. n/t.