Here are my papers, Mr. policeman!

[MineralMan]

Or, in Spanish:

Aquí están mis documentos, Sr. policía.

[alstephenson]

1. Oh come on - who "unrec'd" the Zig Zag Man???

[MineralMan]

2. There are those who unrec as a lark. I suggest that they

use some of these very papers.

[NNN0LHI]

3. My license? ....... Isn't it on the car back there?

[MineralMan]

4. Well, here's my fishing license. Will that do?

By the way, the largemouth bite is on in Lake Boojum, in case you're interested.

[MineralMan]

5. Birth certificate? What? Even President Obama didn't have to

show one. Now you want me to show you mine? :rofl:

[MineralMan]

6. Green Card? Well, I have a Visa card and a Mastercard, and a

Costco Card. You wanna see those? How about my health insurance card? I paid a pile for that one, I can tell you.

[hootinholler]

7. I prefer orange, myself

Most excellent example.

-Hoot

[Union Yes]

8. Why you!

:rofl:

knr

[era veteran]

9. There he was with his immigration face, giving me a paper chase

Thank's Grahm Nash ( of course he's white): Here I am with my immigration form
It's big enough to keep me warm
When a cold wind's coming

[Swamp Rat]

10. ¿y la mota?

:)