"In fact, you can even choke the chickens"

[LearnedHand]

Laughing my ASS off here. Olbermann just said this as the last line of the chicken lady's non-retraction retraction of her proposal to barter chickens for medical care.

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Subtle...very subtle.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LearnedHand]

3. I shouted at my TeeVee ...

"I can't beLIEVE you just said that on television.:

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

4. I don't get it

It sounds like I missed a joke.

[donco6]

5. Spank the monkey?

Choke the chicken?

[Sanity Claws]

6. Pet the cat?

[donco6]

8. Uh, well - OK.

Maybe for a different gender it works. LOL!

[chill_wind]

11. LOL! :-)

That was funny. :-) Olbermann-- you can take the sportscaster out of the locker-room, but you can't take all the locker-room humor out out the sports guy (or something like that). He does those zingers ever so often and I marvel that he gets away with it. I do love him.

[foxfeet]

10. Flog the dolphin?

[LearnedHand]

7. Um, er. Yes. Euphamism for

male onanism.

[Iggo]

13. Rough up the Suspect?

;)

[BlooInBloo]

2. Roger that Keith. Be back in 30 seconds.

[madmax]

9. Hide the salami

:rofl: what a bunch a nuts on DU :evilgrin: Love ya all!!

[Cresent City Kid]

12. You love dese nuts?

Sorry for that, I've just been waiting too long to work that into conversation. Nothing personal.

[madmax]

14. LOL