For MSNBC, Tiger Woods' new fucking goatee is front page news.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Woods returns to golf course —
with new goatee

Star plays before fans at Quail Hollow pro-am ahead of second tourney of year. Full story

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

[Systematic Chaos]

1. Fuck yeah. Narwhals and shit.

:eyes:

[Captain Hilts]

2. Is that what the goatee is for?

[Selatius]

3. It's better than telling the workers that their collective wealth is being sacked by oligarchs.

Don't want workers to become critical thinkers now, do we? You gotta keep them distracted, or else they might start to think about their own situation.

[L0oniX]

4. Who the fuck with half a brain even cares about him? ...jeeze ...get a life...

and then you won't be chasing everyone else's life.

[Shell Beau]

6. You cared enough to click on this thread and then post in it.

[L0oniX]

10. lame

[dionysus]

11. yet true.

[Speck Tater]

5. Entertain the masses so they won't notice the world is falling apart at the seams. nt

[Scout]

7. and aren't you just playing right along, posting it here? n/t

[PCIntern]

8. does he take it off when he's not fucking?

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. All of the networks are "bread & circuses" anymore

The nakedness of it all is rather astounding. At least until society breaks down from lack of resources and an overheating planet people will be able to marvel at the insanity that is served up as news in this day and age.