Lord Jesus Christ hit by car while walking in crosswalk

[Bonobo]

NORTHAMPTON - A Belchertown man was transported to the hospital Tuesday afternoon after being hit by a motor vehicle while walking in a downtown crosswalk.

The accident occurred at around 3:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Main Street crosswalk near Strong Avenue and the railroad overpass.

Police said Lord Jesus Christ, 50, 41 Everett St., Apt. C28, Belchertown, was in the crosswalk when he was struck by a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo driven by Brittany E. Cantarella, 20, of Pittsfield. Cantarella hit Christ as she was making a left turn onto Main Street from Strong Avenue, the report states.

Christ was transported to Cooley Dickinson Hospital where he was treated and released, according to a hospital spokeswoman. Cantarella was cited by police for a crosswalk violation, police said.

http://www.gazettenet.com/2010/05/06/belchertown-man-hit-car-driver-cited
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[Mari333]

1. he came back and was hit by a car

oh the irony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

[here_is_to_hope]

13. ouch, but that vid was hilarious....

ouch because my sides hurt from laughing!

[Historic NY]

16. Holy Sh-t, Batman..

[MajorChode]

2. I want to legally change my name to Lord Jesus Christ

Imagine date prospects googling you.

[Angry Dragon]

4. Already one out there

How can we have more than one Jesus Christ??

[Angry Dragon]

3. Praise the Lord........ the second coming is upon us

Now we will be able to separate the chaff from the wheat

[Lint Head]

5. He was hit on the 'cross' walk? How ironic.

[Bonobo]

6. Yup, he was 'nailed' on the crosswalk, nt

[beyurslf]

7. Oh no. Did I miss the rapture?

[Mari333]

8. I get first dibs on the Vatican

[beyurslf]

9. I hate to break it to you, but thagt place will still be full of the shitholes who live there now.

[BadGimp]

10. The trials and tribulations of modern day Christ continue..

I finally get to use this graphic in a meaningful context.

[Contrary1]

15. +1 !!!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

11. Hey, it was an act of God.

Daddy's pissed.

[Contrary1]

12. Having worked as an information operator back in the Dark Ages,

I saw more than my share of crazy names. My all-time favorite was "Baby Jesus Queen".

I kid you not.

[rurallib]

14. Surprised He didn't see it coming.

[chollybocker]

17. Lord Jesus Christ,...41 Everett St., Apt. C28, Belchertown, MA

Google maps shows this address to be the Belchertown Housing Authority, right across the parking lot from the St. Francis Catholic Church.

Just FYI, for those who seek Jesus...

:evilgrin:

[kestrel91316]

18. I would laugh, but I found out a while back that my best friend from

7th through 9th grade, with whom I corresponded for over 35 years after moving away, was struck and killed by an asshole running a red light as she crossed a street near her home in Las Vegas a few years ago.

I guess God doesn't watch over ALL his children.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Jul-01-Sat-2006/news/8272156.html