Wiki Guide for Dealing With Coyotes: Differences between Rethugs and Dems (LOL)

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From "Juanita Jean's" blog:
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So, because Republicans and Democrats handle things differently, Juanita has taken it upon herself to write The Wiki Guide for Dealing With Coyotes.

Upon finding a coyote on your jogging path —

Republicans tap their foot three times to make sure it’s not “that” kind of encounter. Democrats threaten reconciliation – but they just threaten; they never actually do it.

Republicans check their What Would Jesus Do bracelet and then blow the sucker’s brains out. Democrats welcome displaced coyotes to the city and give them the Astrodome.

Republicans detain the coyote until it produces proof it was in the country legally. Democrats demand verification that the fur was fair trade and that the Acme brand rocket skates are carbon neutral.

Republicans believe that the market will determine the political value of coyote stories. Democrats believe they should be regulated by – oh, I dunno – the truth?

We hope this guide will help visiting dignitaries
http://juanitajean.com/

Heh!