Tuesday TOON Roundup 3

[n2doc]

[Blue_Tires]

1. ttt

[liberal N proud]

2. Another good collection depicting our status.

[madokie]

3. K&R

[PatSeg]

4. K&R

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Politicians complaining about laziness is the height (or depth) of irony.

"Few men of first class ability can afford to let their affairs go to ruin while they fool away their time in Legislatures. . . . But your chattering, one-horse village lawyer likes it, and your solemn ass from the cow countries, who don't know the Constitution from the Lord's Prayer, enjoys it, and these you always find in the Assembly."

"All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity."

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

"I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring in higher prices than any in the world."

"Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time."

Mark Twain