I FINALLY got an email reply from God

[The Straight Story]

Sent him an email a few months back, here is the reply:

Dear SS,
I wanted to get to your email sooner, but I have been busy. It only took me 6 days to create the world, but it is a lot more time consuming processing all the souls rising up from the wars going on down there. Not to mention the deaths due to disease, famine, and so on (which, in addition to the natural deaths, adds up quick).

To answer your first question, why do I let bad things happen and such. Well - you and people like you ought to shut the heck up or your going straight to hell. YOU are bitching about ME? You folks can't even help one another. You don't. You have all the power and dominion over your planet and look what you are doing to it and each other. *I* am letting bad things happen? I might help out - when you get off your lazy butts and do something for yourselves. Think about that next time you turn a light on and suck up energy, or drive your gas guzzler, or plunder the earth so you can listen to music on your ipods.

About why I am not hanging out there having a beer with you. I am busy trying to fix up the mess you all have made. I could poof it all away tomorrow and you would have it screwed up the next day. Did you hear those 7 cardinals outside today on your back lawn? NO? Maybe if you got out once and awhile and listened you would hear things. You want to hear something, you have to listen.

You want to know why there is so much evil in the world? Try being a little less selfish and greedy in life. You think Jesus wanted to come down there and die for you bunch of miserable people? He was living up here in the kingdom. He was not really wanting to go, but I told him if he don't do this then he can pay for his own college. He still was not happy about, even prayed the cup be passed - I think he knew deep down what some would do with his message of love for one another. And that is just what they did. Those people who claim to love and follow him, are off killing people en masse.

You folks don't listen. Never have, never will.

Now I have to get back to work. Bush is keeping me busier than I have been in years.

[NanceGreggs]

1. Amen ... K&R ... n/t ... 'nuff said

[renate]

2. profound and hilarious

"Did you hear those 7 cardinals outside today on your back lawn? NO? Maybe if you got out once and awhile and listened you would hear things."

then

"I told him if he don't do this then he can pay for his own college."

Beautiful and :rofl: , both.

:applause:

[rosesaylavee]

3. Yes, but did he mention me????

:)

[The Straight Story]

5. Actually yes

He said Jesus was done building your mansion in heaven, it's 30,000 sq feet!

[rosesaylavee]

7. Well ok then.

I had thought maybe 50 but 30 will have to do. :)

[Alamom]

4. Very insightful...thank you. n/t

[atommom]

6. He's a busy guy. It's a wonder he has time to keep up his website.

http://www.advicefromgod.com/blog/