Oooo...if only it were true...

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On Edit: The picture keeps turning into the site logo. So, go to the unconfirmedsources website to see the great pics of Cheney getting arrested!



"Libby Trial Leads to Cheney Arrest"

"Washington, DC (UPSI) - Early this morning, Vice President Dick Cheney was taken into custody by federal marshals from an undisclosed location in Washington. The vice president was apparently taken into custody under orders from federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald as a result of recent disclosures during the trial of Cheney's former assistant, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. Libby is currently on trial for charges of perjury in regards to the investigation into the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame. Cheney also has only been charged with perjury at this point.
A spokesperson for federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald stated that the decision to formally arrest and charge the vice president came as a result of new information and damning disclosures from the opening days of the trial. Yesterday, Cathy Martin a former Cheney communications director confirmed the administration's embarrassing close associations with particular reporters as well as the administration's long suspected use of the tactic of the "Friday news dump".

"When you actually bring a case to trial, it begins to look a little different," stated the Fitzgerald spokesperson. "What once used to look like a weak case against someone may look a little stronger based on the strength of your witness testimony..."

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2153

[ContraBass Black]

1. That body is far too skinny and upright.

[az chela]

2. Dont tease us like this