All hands on dreck. . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, adrift with a moral compass made entirely from hardened fecal matter (his own), is saying: "I'll tell you the truth, Bill, the reason I didn't run with the Shirley Sherrod story was my almost spiritual reverence for the truth. I heard the tape on BigGovvernment but knew the whole story wasn't out there. . . . And I'd never, never put something out there I didn't believe was the whole truth. . . May God be my witness! Jesus be my guide!"

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This little steaming turd is damed hard to satirize in terms of morality. Check out the YouTube video on this morning's DU Home Page and see the truth of his deliberate obfuscations:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x491158

(The first 4 minutes are from Beck's radio show where he plays the partial tape and attacks Sherrod mercilessly. In the second 4 minutes he tells O'Reilly and others how he didn't run with the story and even supported Sherrod. This shows the man to be a deliberate liar and fraud. It's a link to share with friends who wonder if Beck's just stupid,not a calculating lair--these are not, as you shall see, mutually exclusive. . . . Even Limbaugh is not so obvious.)

[skip fox]

1. "Bill, when I said Van Jones' ol' black Mammy should have spanked him more, that wasn't racist!!

Whatever gave people that idea??? 'Old black Mammy' was a term of endearment where I was brought up and, besides, I meant it. Someone sure shoulda raised some hot welts on little Sambo's backside, if you know what I mean."

[brewens]

2. "Andrea Mackris wasn't turned on by you masturbating on the

phone while you were talking with her? What's up with that? Dude, I love it when you talk dirty to me!"

[skip fox]

3. "I'll tell you what Bill, I bet I rack up a higher body count than you.

I'll bet I can beat you, Hannity, and Limbaugh all put together!!!! . . . You see, I really know my audience and just what they're capable of! . . . Not that I'm advocating violence, of course."

[skip fox]

4. "Oh where are the CAPTIONers of yesteryear?"

Where have they gone. (An ubi sunt for Monday)

[rbrnmw]

5. Come On Bill We all Know Olbermann's viewers outrank yours intellectually!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

6. "Where's the blackboard you promised, Bill? Where's the chalk?"

"I think I'm gonna cry."

[skip fox]

7. "Bill, why ground your arguments in the real world? . . . It holds you back,

keeps you from going all the way , clips your wings! . . . Look at me, Bill. Using fantasy and 'creative' facts has allowed me to surpass your salery in two years!"