Huffington Post: Bristol and Levi are off again

[pepperbear]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/31/bristol-palin-levi-johnst_n_666182.html

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have reportedly called off their wedding, but not because Levi's ex Lanesia Garcia is pregnant, E! News reports. Even Garcia has admitted that Levi isn't the father of her baby, telling UsMagazine.com, "Point blank, it's not true at all. We haven't hung out at all since 8th or 9th grade when we broke up. I don't know where people are getting this. It's not true at all. Levi is not the father of my baby."

Instead, Bristol and Levi have ended their short engagement because Levi's other ex girlfriend, Briana Plum, said some nasty things about Bristol in an interview. A source told E!, "There was also some picture on Facebook of him and Briana and Bristol just said, 'Let's hold off on the engagement.'"

*snip*

Wasn't theirs just a match made in Skokie?

[ixion]

1. Ah, white trash romance

:rofl:

[FSogol]

2. Hello Bristol, its Levi. If we pretend to get back together, we can cash in on a "Us" or "People"

magazine exclusive. Massive payday and think how mad it'll make your Mom. Anyway call me and let me know what you think. Ciao, Levi.


Griftters gotta grift.

[Obamanaut]

3. Many response on this at this earlier thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=8850953

[SpiralHawk]

4. The ongoing tragedy of Republicon Family Values

Ptoooey.

[KharmaTrain]

5. Tune In Again Tomorrow For More Palin Place...

What a dysfunctional family...surely influenced by a self-centered mother and detached father. Seems these grifters thrive on the attention...even if it makes them all look like idiots.

The upside is this "proves" how "family values" is nothing more than a slogan on a bumpser sticker.

[malaise]

6. Jerry Springer's guests had nothing on these two

:puke:

[AlinPA]

7. Skokie? What's that about?

[Javaman]

8. Their lives are an Onion report. nt

[cbdo2007]

9. Apparently when no one was interested in their reality show...they decided to call it off again.

No, really. That's the rumor is that they were hoping for a reality show and really NOBODY literally was interested, and that was one of the main points of them getting back together is $$$ from the show.

[MineralMan]

10. Tune in next week for the next episode of Washington Wassilabillies.

Come listen to a story 'bout a gal named Palin,
A poor governor, whose career was a-failin'.
Then once day she was shooting at some moose,
When up in her haid came a'bubbelin' booze.

Kinfolks said, honey, go out to ol' DC,
Quit bein' governor and try it out and see.
Say some stupid things and don't bother to make no sense,
And one day you might become the President.

So she packed up some bags and went out on the road,
Called herself a Mav'rick and got some campaign gold,
Soon she was laughed at by the voters far and wide,
Pretty damn soon her campaign up and died.

Her kid got pregnant and had a bastard child,
Hubby stood beside her and things got pretty wild,
Younger kid broke in a house and really trashed the place,
But Sarah never stopped getting in the people's face.

Tea parties...senators...Gadsden Flags...

Ya'll come back and see us, now, y'hear!

[Soylent Brice]

14. that should be an OP.

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

18. It is, now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8870972

[marmar]

11. Attention whores- that's all they are

nt

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

16. And they have a long way to go to top Mommy

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Turn in tomorrow for more 'Days of Their Lives'.

[RamboLiberal]

13. I want to see this music video

"The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family," she continued. "He's just obsessed with the limelight and I got played."

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20012549-10391698.html?tag=stack

[Dreamer Tatum]

15. Yet Levi was, for a few days, a hero here

Ah, the fickle tides.


:rofl:

[tammywammy]

17. It's truly amazing isn't it.

I think possibly the tide might change if people start thinking that he's writing a tell-all book. lol