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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:12 PM
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I think we all know why Bristol and Levi got engaged...
It's not because Bristol's knocked up or anything, it's because we've gone a whole MONTH without a Palin on the cover of every supermarket checkstand magazine. So... to fix that problem, the pitbull in lipstick told Bristol, "quick! Make up with Levi and we'll get you two on the covers of all the magazines!" Then in a week you can dump his ass again, and you'll be on the covers two weeks in a row!"

I swear, I wish EVERY media outlet in America would do what my publisher does. He decided the Palins were not newsworthy (he REALLY took offense at the "lamestream media" shit) and refuses to run anything against Caribou Barbie and her guttersnipe family.
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:15 PM
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1. I believe the "engagement" was really about
getting a TV reality show.
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WingDinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:25 PM
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2. You are correct, she is doing speeches on that already.
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missheidi Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:39 PM
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3. No, no...not for the head Palin...
but for the money, honey! How much do you think they got off the engagement article, and how much will they get from the break up article...
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 06:35 PM
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4. I read that it's off.
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booley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 06:37 PM
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5. Then let's stop talking about it
If it's a ruse for attention then lets not give in and talk about it.

Even if it's not, let's not talk about it.

That family is screwed up enough already. Publicity just feeds their psychosis.
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