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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:16 PM
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In other news, Fred Phelps had sex with his own hat in a fit of rage
Edited on Wed Aug-04-10 04:17 PM by derby378
Well, no, probably not, but you know he is howling at the sky until his forehead veins burst out in livid purple splendor.

And when he catches his breath, he's going to think of even more offensive signs to parade around at funerals.

Phelps can officially suck it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLFuTHFTOIU
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:21 PM
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1. Sic the nerds on them. They made the Phelpses look
like idiots at the Comicon.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:24 PM
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4. Speaking of Comicon...I like to think that, somewhere out there in the fictional world
Edited on Wed Aug-04-10 04:26 PM by Ken Burch
Sammy Clay is celebrating!

(Michael Chabon readers will know what I'm talking about).
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:23 PM
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2. I hope, for the hat's sake, that Fred wore a condom.
Edited on Wed Aug-04-10 04:25 PM by Ken Burch
Btw, would this be called hat-erosexuality, or (depending on the style of hat)a Brim Job?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-10 04:24 PM
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3. Ba-dum-bum-bum!
Yay! Puns!
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