Oh, great. Prop 8 was knocked down.

[Jackpine Radical]

Now my marriage is undefended. Thanks a lot.

[Autumn]

1. Yeah I have to file for divorce today,

40 years of marriage down the drain, and all is took was less than 24 hours of undefended straight marriage.

[Warpy]

5. Well, after 40 years, you're not going to have any more babies together

so yes, you have absolutely no reason to stay married.

After all, marriage is solely for the production of infants.

[Autumn]

16. Oh my God I wish I would have known that,

I have been living wrong for the last 25 years. All that wasted sex, when I couldn't get pregnant.

[dmallind]

2. Yep - all straight marriages are now a sham

and we will all be forced to marry someone of the same sex next year.

[zipplewrath]

6. Okay, well then

I wanna learn the secret handshake, and I wanna know how to earn the toaster. And can I get a copy of the secret agenda?

[Mister Ed]

13. Gotcher Secret Agenda Right Here:

[dmallind]

22. I like the longer one sometimes used

FGorget details but listed gym, gourmet cooking, gym, yayd yada followed by "plot world domination and enforced homosexuality" at 2.30 for 30 minutes.

[Autumn]

28. Toasters???? We can get toasters?

What a sham of a life I have led. I hate the fricking toaster I currently have.

[zipplewrath]

31. You have to earn 'em

Gotta come through on recruitment first. Have ya met yer quota?

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Great! I pick: Rachel or Ellen. k.d. is getting a bit stale nowdays.

Unless there is a 3rd sex choice?
New frontiers and all that, don'tcha know.

[dmallind]

21. I actually asked this question for Toastmasters table topics

For those not familiar, this is the part of a meeting where members are tested on spontaneous speaking ability by giving a 1-2 minute response to an unrehearsed question.

I cheated a bit as it was a small meeting and asked everyone the same question - pick out a same sex spouse.

I was somewhat surpised at the difference between male and female responses. All the men went with the gorgeous cutie tyopes like Brad Pitt etc. The women picked spouses based much more on personality. Stereotypical I suppose, but as I am pretty sure all respondents were at least primarily straight, I was a bit surprised at how stereotypes of attraction crossed into very hypothetical situations. I wonder how gay audiences would answer the reverse question of picking a different gender spouse?

[zipplewrath]

24. I'd pick the rich guy

Warren Buffet, and he'll die alot sooner than I will as well.

[Mister Ed]

30. This will mean the end of the Tea Party

Now that all their women-folk will be cat-fightin' each other to see who gets country-western star Chely Wright.

[sharp_stick]

3. Rivers are running with blood

It's the beginning of the apocalypse, I'm sure of it. Oh and I think my neighbor want's to marry his dog.

[treestar]

4. It is certainly weakened.

:sarcasm:

[MineralMan]

7. Exactly, this ruling automatically makes all heterosexual marriages

null and void. You must marry a member of your own sex, as of yesterday.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. I'm divorced but now I have no choice but to turn gay. nt

[wryter2000]

9. Ruined my marriage posthumously

My husband died over 5 years ago, and his ghost came to me last night to tell me he wanted a divorce. Even in death, our marriage doesn't count anymore. :cry:

:sarcasm:

[Ozymanithrax]

11. If I get a sex change operation, can my marriage still be legitimate? n/t

[meegbear]

12. Another marriage destroyed because of my radical homosexual agenda!!

Ex-cellent! All is going to plan! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TriMera]

18. Forget the damn toasters...

I propose shiny new laptops for ruining all these heterosexual marriages! :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

14. And don't forget...

All your children are belong to us!

[skip fox]

15. Marriage, indeed, has become obscene, the cultural residue of decadent

historical distinction and oppression based upon sexual/species categorization. The new family will take up residence in the barnyard or, depending on one's taste, the zoo. . . . Marriage is dead. Long live marriage!!!

[flamin lib]

17. It could be worse. Here in Texas no marriage is recognized.

Really. The anti gay marriage law reads “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Just like that they annulled every marriage in the state.

[dixiegrrrrl]

32. Has the Baptist church figured this out yet?

With a law like that, you NEED a trailer park at least.

[EFerrari]

19. The Big Gay Agenda is coming for you!

[Brewman_Jax]

23. Here's their leader

and cause of it all...

[Chulanowa]

20. Aw, look on the bright side

Now that your marriage is crumbling, you can finally see what it's like to lick meth out of the navel of a rentboy. Just like the Republicans who those dastardly gays have ruined forever.

[pinboy3niner]

25. RNC staffers are ecstatic

It looks like they CAN go to lesbian-themed bondage clubs, after all! :evilgrin:

[sinkingfeeling]

26. LOL! That's worthy of a DUzy!

[TlalocW]

27. I'm a 38-year-old never married heterosexual male

I'm going to go out and get married and divorced now. That will show them gays!

TlalocW

[L0oniX]

29. I'm going to have to get a sex change to stay married.

:crazy:

[Jackpine Radical]

33. My wife is probly home screwing around with the downstairs maid

right now.

Oh, wait. I'm home.

And we don't have a maid.

Nevermind.