Glenn Beck's final swan dive off the deep end: President Obama reminds him of Lucifer

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Glenn Beck's final swan dive off the deep end: President Obama reminds him of Lucifer

Glenn Beck's final swan dive off the deep end: President Obama reminds him of Lucifer
By David Neiwert Thursday Aug 05, 2010 10:00am



http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-becks-final-swan-dive-deep-end

Just when you thought Glenn Beck couldn't make himself into more of a complete cartoon figure, he goes and tops himself.

This is one for the ages. Dana Carvey couldn't have done a better Church Lady impression.

No wonder so many conservatives are penning pieces about how embarrassing it is to be a conservative these days.

This guy is the Face of the Conservative Movement in 2010. Watch 'im and weep, kiddies.

[LAGC]

1. One day he's going to incite one of his rabid followers to do something very stupid...

I just hope the Secret Service is around when it happens.

[Booster]

13. That's his whole reason for living. I'm sure he salivates just

thinking about it. He's even a bigger asshole than Rush.

[jgraz]

18. He's already done it

http://www.oliverwillis.com/2010/07/24/oakland-shooter-glenn-beck-tides-found-and-dot-connecting/

[malaise]

27. He does that daily n/t

[spotbird]

2. Don't ridicule

He is our future, half the population is below average and all of them support him.

[Warpy]

6. Don't kid yourself, his audience gets smaller every day

and I'm convinced a majority of them are only tuning in to find out if this is the day he goes Howard Beale and blows his brains out on air.

Well, if he had any to blow out.

His audience has dwindled and most of his sponsors are gone. The only question I have is what he's got on Ailes or Murdoch that keeps him on the air when he'd have been fired by any rational business people.

[Bitwit1234]

26. I think Murdoch and Ailes themselves must be hoping that

someone acts on his pontifications and does away with some one. Makes for more news and more sensationalism.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. "Half the population is below average"

:rofl:

Ooooo - that's some funny stuff right there.

[Voice for Peace]

25. lol

[KingFlorez]

3. I'd say he's lost his mind, but he didn't have one to begin with

[MadHound]

4. Well, if anybody out there would have enough of a personal relationship with Lucifer

To honestly make that sort of comparison, it would be Beck. Of course Rush ranks right up there as well.

[Ken Burch]

5. Why would he say Obama is omnipotent and immortal?

Wouldn't he want to liken the guy to somebody who's a SLIGHTLY easier target than the Antichrist?

[Arctic Dave]

7. ?

So glenn the unstable has met the prince of darkness?

[Raschel]

8. So he's met Lucifer?

[MajorChode]

14. His dad

[Froward69]

19. H.W. looks like

"Who is this asshole? oh he Paid how much for this photo?"

[MajorChode]

20. Pappy didn't have much tolerance for the fringe nuts when he was in office

About the only one I heard him speak positively about was the portly drug addict.

[Raschel]

33. George looks like he just woke up from a nap.

[Raschel]

32. Touche!

:rofl:

[1badjedi]

9. Sadly

we cannot put him out of our misery. :(

[pa28]

10. Where have I seen this before?

Oh, yeah. From people who needed to disappear for a month to a secluded but luxurious facility specializing in drug/alcohol recovery. Seriously, it's just embarrassing they still keep him on the air.

[applegrove]

11. I knew that Hitler stuff was loosing effectiveness. He had to up the anti to get people stirred up.

Just like Hitler actually (he had to keep uping the anti by attacking jews and/or neighbouring countries to keep his followers in love with the Nazi movement).

[AnArmyVeteran]

12. Beck is insane just like his gullible, moronic viewers.

What's scary is I know one of his biggest fans. And he posted on Facebook how he was looking for a gun to buy for $600. He also wanted a concealed carry permit. And this 'conservative, Christisn extremist' who talks about personal responsibility didn't even have health insurance for his wife and three small children. But he was looking for an expensive gun to buy. What a hypocrite he is, just like every other conservative 'Christian' I have ever known.

[Hannah Bell]

16. Beck & lucifer: BFF

[AsahinaKimi]

17. Good Comparison...

= (equals)

"Could it be Satan? "

(Apologies to Dana Carvy)

[niyad]

21. and beckie reminds me of a pustule on the posterior of humanity.

I wonder if he knows that "lucifer" actually means "light bearer"

Lucifer is a Latin word (from the words lucem ferre), literally meaning "light-bearer", which in that language is used as a name for the dawn appearance of the planet Venus, heralding daylight. Use of the word in this sense is uncommon in English, in which "Day Star" or "Morning Star" are more common expressions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer

[tulsakatz]

22. that would imply that he's met lucifer.......

....or at least knows something about him!

[Vickers]

23. If I heard a grown person say "lucifer" and they weren't talking about a movie

or a hair-metal video, I would slap them in the face as hard as I could.

I owe it to them.

[Maru Kitteh]

24. His "impersonation" of Obama calls to mind every other villain on this show:

[LatteLibertine]

28. Good ol' BecKKK

Last I heard he was saying the United States now was like "The Planet of the Apes".

He then went on to rip on cities like; >Oakland<, Baltimore, St. Louis, and Chicago.

As others have said, BecKKK is probably going blind because he can no longer stand looking at a black President.

[Blue Owl]

29. Glenn, you're one helluva dipshit without an ounce of dignity

Will you do ANYTHING to out-crazy yourself for your FOX masters?

[From The Ashes]

30. I like Stephen King's take on ol' Glenny...

Glenn Beck: Satan's mentally challenged younger brother. :rofl:

[LWolf]

31. This would be good news if it WAS his final dive.

Unfortunately, though, I expect him to rise to the surface to suck up some more oxygen.

[LibertyLover]

34. Extra, extra - read all about it! Beck confirms he knows Lucifer personnally!

I mean if Beck didn't know Lucifer well, and I'm talking first-name, get-together-and-knock-back-a-few-on-the-weekend basis here, how could he make such a comparison? :evilgrin: