WTFFFF???????? Elvis D Presley

[malaise]

the write in candidate for governor of Arkansas - Elvis Dovote Presley.
Is this the year of the most loonies.

[golddigger]

1. A hunka hunka burning gov.

[blondeatlast]

2. I lol'ed!

:rofl:

[malaise]

4. Did you see him on GEM$NBC

Damn this is reality TV. :D

[golddigger]

6. Yes. The crazies are coming out of the woodwork.

[hlthe2b]

3. Why do I suddenly picture scores of "teabaggers"

rushing to vote for "Elvis".... (He's come BACK, ya know!)

[rbrnmw]

5. My crazy cousin says he staged his own death

there was a wax dummy in his coffin I kid you not

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. That's a fairly common conspiracy theory.

Their main point of "evidence" is the fact that Elvis's memorial headstone at Graceland has his middle name spelled as "Aaron", but Elvis' birth certificate lists his legal name as Elvis Aron Presley. (and no he wasn't born in Kenya. Or even Hawaii, for that matter)

The theory goes that the intentional misspelling of the middle name was a clue that the King wasn't really dead. There have been variations on the story, such as the one where Elvis took his "honorary" Nixon appointed position in the DEA a little too seriously, and actually went undercover to infiltrate drug cartels.



Yeah right. Just picture Elvis, running around Colombia, ordering his fried peanut butter & banana sandwiches with a side order of cocaine.

[rbrnmw]

9. supposedly he turned evidence on some guy and had to go into witness protection is her story

and he was already tired of the superstar gig and wanted to be an everyday Joe but 10's of thousands saw him in his coffin. So I don't get how they can believe he did not die?

[Maine-ah]

12. computer enhanced pic of what Elvis might look like today

[slampoet]

8. "To my supporters..Thank you, Thank you very much."

[progressoid]

10. ...the Governor has left the building...

[uppityperson]

11. we've myspaceguy here in WA.