How many gay animals have you married since Prop 8 was overturned?

[ck4829]

Bonus points if the animals themselves are related.

[Newest Reality]

1. I have, as expected,

bypassed animals and moved on to objects, myself.

Right now, I am deeply in love with a toaster and plan to propose soon. Sometimes, she is just so damn HOT!

[treestar]

2. None. Only straight animals.

[Brickbat]

3. I'm still trying to deal with the fact that my marriage collapsed at the very instant the ruling was

announced. Mr. Brickbat turned to me like he had woken up and said, "Our marriage is a sham. It means nothing. If anyone can love each other, why is our love special?"

So, no gay animals yet. Maybe if I suggest it, he'll stay!

[mitchtv]

4. none, too busy destroying strate marriages

I have a little rainbow colored wand

[DBoon]

5. none, but I've married my house plant

the pothos of my dreams!

[KamaAina]

6. One or two

I'm pretty sure about the box turtle, and I suspect the dolphin may be bi. :P

[arbusto_baboso]

7. One alpaca and her 5 sisters.

One you go "pac" you never go back.

[mikeytherat]

8. All of them.

I've been a busy boy.

mikey_the_rat

[Johonny]

9. crap that means Bob the Dog is two timing me!!!

[MajorChode]

10. I've got my eye on a couple of sexy box turtles

But as yet we aren't that series.

[piratefish08]

11. 5. but to be fair, I was in committed relationships with 3 of them before the judgement.