Toon: Newt, Marriage Expert!

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[SpiralHawk]

1. Hypocrisy - it is the very essence of Republiconism

[opihimoimoi]

5. Xactly...knr

[DrDan]

2. now we need Rudy to weigh in on Prop 8

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Of COURSE Newt's an expert--

He's done it so many times--

[area51]

7. Just like Rusty Limpdick is an expert. (n/t)

[CoffeeCat]

4. The Republican fish bowl...

These demented Republicans, surround themselves with other demented Republican politicians--who
invite them on their demented Republican radio programs and television shows. Then, these demented
Republicans insulate themselves with advisers and assistants who are just as demented as themselves,
as they field demented calls, faxes and emails from demented Republican voters who can't think for
themselves--and fail to realize that they're listening to the rantings and hypocrisy of bloated lunatics.

That's the Republican fish bowl. A cushy, warped circle of insanity.

To the average person, Newt looks like a classless, oblivious fool. Decrying government actions that
"destroy marriage"--when you've cheated on your own wife and screwed young women while you were married--
is crazy and laughable to a normal person.

But in the fish bowl--where common sense and an untold level of denial rule the day---these idiots put themselves
out there with their hypocrisy and insanity.

You can bet your ass, that right now--Newt's demented advisors are telling him that the big, bad liberals just
don't know anything. Glenn Beck is preparing statements to blare at the demented Republican voters--who will
listen and soon be telling anyone who will listen--that Newt is a man of virtue and reason.

These people are sick, plain and simple. Scary sick.

[opihimoimoi]

6. They need rehab

[Wednesdays]

8. K&R

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