caption time!

[Bravo Zulu]

How's come he's the only republicon that is turning orange,
all the rest of them are look pale and sickly?

[RKP5637]

1. Wonder if I took my face peel off? n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. I am as immune to skin cancer as I am immune to being a compassionate human being

[pinboy3niner]

3. With Boehner, the orange is merely a concealer for the "afterglow" of the alcohol

It's sort of a 'lesser of two evils' thing... :evilgrin:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

4. Code orange

when do we see code red (after the Nov elections)

[AsahinaKimi]

5. resemblance?

"Hey, hey Apple!"

[Mnemosyne]

10. I will have nightmares for days now, thanks a bunch.

The orange is kinda cute though.:rofl:

[AsahinaKimi]

11. I guess you have never seen these..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTiFml51wWI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFZtOk42ets

There a ton more..

[Hissyspit]

16. I was thinking more along the lines of...

No offense to poor beaker.

[daleanime]

6. Daily hot coffee....

enemas?:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

7. John Boehner (R-Sunkist)

[blondeatlast]

8. "Bain de Soleeeeil" for the San Tropez taaaan..." (25 years later...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkkkw_1983-bain-de-soleil_shortfilms

[rug]

9. "You should see the color of my liver."

[rustydog]

12. Remember Oily Tan!

Simply rub it on and a natural orange glow magically appears! The sun-kissed finish will last for weeks.
What would you pay for such a natural looking orange glow?
10.00? 15.00,25.00, more?
Nonsense! simply send 19.95 plus shipping and handling and we'll rush your Oily Tan to your front door!
simply call 1-888-7825, that is 1-888-SUCK and be the first 100 callers and we'll double your order for 29.95 plus shipping and handling.

Operators are standing by!

[Lisa0825]

13. Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you. nt

[gauguin57]

14. "Hello, Syracuse University football team! I'm your new mascot, Boner."

[Lisa0825]

15. If the probe has popped out, it means I am done. nt

[thelordofhell]

17. Time for a sing-a-long

Oompa Loompa Doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa Doompadee dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.

What do you do when your tax cuts are nuts?
And de-regulation turns into a bust.
You go on T.V. and you whine and you beg,
That you need more tax cuts and no more regs.

That Boehner's batshit crazy!!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee dah
If you're not republican, you will go far.
You will live in hapiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa.......Doompadee doo.

Doompadee doo

[krispos42]

18. Looks like he's been staring at a shirtless Conan O'Brian for too long n/t

[MilesColtrane]

19. Constipation turns you orange.

[krispos42]

20. I think he's "Caramelized Orange", 250D-7, by Behr

I did a side-by-side, and that's the closest you can get to Boehner in a latex paint.




(it's the bottom one)

[pacalo]

21. Hahaaa! Damn funny!

:rofl:

[Uncle Joe]

22. This chart explains it all.

Thanks for the thread, Bravo Zulu

[Stevenmarc]

23. Next on TMZ, Snooki's paternity surprise

[SoCalDem]

24. A new shade from Krylon.. Bookcase Brown n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. "$10 to the cashier and I get all the Krispy Kreme glaze I want."

[Warren DeMontague]

26. He's talking about outlawing those Dyson bladeless fans.

"I'm calling it the Man-tan Tan Man Fan Ban, Dan"

[Bravo Zulu]

27. Boner could substitute for an orange traffic cone!

[Bravo Zulu]

28. BOEHNER: $250k+ for Golf, but No Money for Cops, Firefighters & Teachers

Good political ad.

"http://www.youtube.com/v/HaYVf4J1zus&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

http://www.youtube.com/v/HaYVf4J1zus&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

[LawnKorn]

29. I am ducking that question because it would reveal my true agenda