The Bible Could Use a Dictionary

[marmar]

[Cirque du So-What]

1. You think a dictionary would help that pus-gutted ignoramus?

He'd just eat the pages!

[hobbit709]

6. You got it.

Buy them books and all they do is eat the pages.

[bulloney]

15. Well, at least they're getting their fiber.

[Vickers]

2. Well, it *is* a word...just not the correct one. n/t

:P

[AnArmyVeteran]

8. Yeah, we need a grading system to allow partial credit for tea baggers!

Even if they get something wrong, but they tried, don't you think we should give them partial credit? So instead of an 'F-', we can give them an 'F'.

[Vickers]

9. Maybe just give them a Certificate of Attendance.

:P

[AnArmyVeteran]

14. LOL

[uncommon]

3. muahahahahahahahaha

[MineralMan]

4. How Accept-ional!

:rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

5. He meant to say "Jesus forgives sin, He does not 'prevent from being included' it!"

He meant to say "Jesus forgives sin, He does not 'prevent from being included' it!"

Which still makes no sense!

God, why are all right wingers stupid?

The above definition is from a damned dictionary, a book unknown to tea baggers.

[WillyT]

7. I Thought They Wanted This Country To Be "English-Only" ???

:evilgrin:

[AnArmyVeteran]

10. They speak in a form of Pig-Latin, or Mangled-English...

Here's a cool translator to convert text into pig latin. One day we're going to need a translator to be able to understand tea baggers. I've been collecting the 'special' words they use and so far I have enough for a page for my 'Tea Bagger's Dictionary'... :)

COOL LINK:
http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html

Tea baggers are all idiotic fools!

or

Eatay aggersbay areway allway idioticway oolsfay!

[noel711]

11. You might want to change the post title...

The pitiful fool standing there with a hand-made sign cannot be
confused with the ancient writings of the Hebrews.

I was going to launch into a post about the Bible being
overtranslated, and overinterpreted,
and when I opened the post,
the picture popped up. Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore.

We, as a people, are lost.

[madrchsod]

12. that sign made no sense .

[felix_numinous]

13. A follower of Jesus

who doesn't understand forgiveness, that is sad. I really want Jesus to come back, with long hair and sandals and preaching peace. Please. And bring extra powers because guys like this will want to shoot you on sight.