The hard core way to come to America

[snooper2]

Border Busts
(U.S. Customs and Border Protection)

A man is discovered sewn into the upholstery of a van seat

[derby378]

1. EPIC FAIL

Honestly, I want to give him points for creativity, but that is the saddest-looking car seat I've ever seen.

[Warpy]

4. They were hoping for lazy INS guys who'd look at the silhouette

and wave them through. I guess the guys realized that car seat had a nose.

Being sewn into a van seat is traveling first class. Too many rental vans here are busted with people in the back, jammed in and unable to lie down, suffering from dehydration and heat stroke.

I was always waved through and they never looked in the camper shell on the back of my old pickup truck. I guess old broads in battered trucks with NM plates were considered a low risk for human smuggling. This was a calculated risk and a pretty good one.

Except for his nose.

[damntexdem]

9. That looks almost as bad as flying coach.

;-)

[sinkingfeeling]

2. How did he breathe?

[Blue Owl]

3. Something looks awfully weird about that dude's foot

Not to mention the whole image, in general.

[Warren Stupidity]

10. looks like photo-shopped bullshit to me

and what exactly was the point of this op?

[asdjrocky]

5. What the fuck dose this accomplish? nt

[snooper2]

6. well, I guess it got a rise out of you apparently

nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. that's the weirdest picture

[woo me with science]

8. They caught him because the driver was too excited. nt

[Stevenmarc]

11. Yeah but does he come with a cupholder?