Which imaginary wing of the Left do you belong to?

[rucky]

Poll question: Which imaginary wing of the Left do you belong to?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. The Eugene McCarthy/Adlai Stevenson wing.

Come and get me!

[slackmaster]

2. The Anarcho-Capitalist Center-Right Left of Convenience

I think I'll have a Mimosa with my truffle omelette this morning.

[KatyaR]

55. Are there strange women lying in ponds,

distributing swords?

I'm not sure I can get behind watery tarts like that....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434

[YOY]

3. The crazy money for public ed., public social security, job protection, and infrastructure one.

The one that thinks that wasting money on military bases worldwide and developing machines of war when we are already years beyond any competition is a bad idea.

KEEEERAAAAAZEEEEE EXTREEEEEEME!!! GIMME DA DRUG TEST!!!

[woo me with science]

4. Can I be a "pro-middle class" zealot? nt

[Kalyke]

42. I'll join you on that one.

As long as "pro-middle class" can also include "pro-equal-rights" for women and minorities.

:hi:

[woo me with science]

49. I like our wing. nt

[LaurenG]

5. the retarded idea bearing - ready to be drug tested wing.

It's clear the Obama administration hates me and doesn't need me.

[burnsei sensei]

6. How about all of the above?

nt

[LiberalEsto]

7. Bitter, cynical old hippie

unemployed, paying my kids' student loans, afraid I'll never find a job to retire from.

[zipplewrath]

14. Oooo can I be one too

That's the closest I've seen so far. How about a "boomer that's been through this crap before".

[LiberalEsto]

33. You are hereby appointed

a member of the Bitter Cynical Old Hippie movement in good standing.
Welcome to BCOH!

[Evasporque]

8. The Homoeffeminati

Step Back!! We have an agenda and are not afraid to use it!!

lol

[saltpoint]

9. I represent the many on the Lou Reed - Petula Clark

Left.

[ericinne]

10. The Deist

The Deist rationalizer wing with no party agenda, just the desire to see the world better for everyone using a logical approach.

[a la izquierda]

11. I'm one of those academic elites...

that the Tea Party and the White House are petrified of.

[me b zola]

12. I'm a "fucking retard" who "needs to be drug tested"

Fuck you Rahm & Gibbs. Knock on those fucking doors yourself.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. The all powerful left which keeps sabotaging those righteous "centrists" also known as

APLWKSTR"C". We're still working on the name.

[Steely_Dan]

15. Apparently I'm A Progressive...

when it wasn't that long ago I was considered just a Democrat.

[Enrique]

16. the radical secular illegal alien elite!

:toast:

[pipi_k]

The Atheist/Agnostic Amoral Filthy Pig Wing n/t

[pampango]

17. The European: Open Borders, More Trade wing (or the FDR: More Trade Makes Better Neighbors wing).

Leaning towards the European one. FDR might have ended up there if he were president today. :)

[xchrom]

18. homosexualist wing.

and our agenda is to get prada to put their shoes on sale more often.

[joeybee12]

27. Gay mafia...

...which, implies control, something we ain't got!

[Jamastiene]

50. Yup, same here. n/t

[xchrom]

63. I KNEW you were after those prada pumps! Nt

[Bitwit1234]

19. The sick and tired left

[csziggy]

28. Can I join that wing? I'm too tired to think of a fun label and this fits n/t

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

20. I am part of the "recreational abortion" set

[ThomWV]

21. "Tax and Spend" - I believe we should spend as necessary and tax sufficiently to pay for it.

[QC]

22. You forgot the Pink Menace!

[Jamastiene]

51. I love it!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. Me? I'm a nanny stater!

[GliderGuider]

24. I've been called a horse's ass, so I guess that makes me a "Left Behind" nt

[piratefish08]

25. I belong to the very real wing that will NOT donate time or $$ to the party again,

like in the last election.

my vote has yet to be earned.

Fuck progressives?

No. Fuck you.

[formercia]

26. I'm an 'Assholes are Fair Game' Liberal.

I do love my kitteh, though.

[blueworld]

29. Loony lefty FDR wing: I welcome their hatred

"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob".

I'll get a drug test on my blood if Gibb's will get one on his portfolio.

[QC]

30. I am a vampire who wants to kill America's children,

according to Donnie McClurkin.

[LostinVA]

31. Teh Whiny Gays -- you forgot that one

[felix_numinous]

32. The bleeding heart liberal FDR wing

since I have this crazy idea of inclusivity and human rights. I know it's really nuts, but I think even people who are rude should have civil rights.

Now in order to fly, we have to coordinate all of these wings!!!

[JohnnyLib2]

34. I'll have to check: the labels change weekly.

The OP made that point quite nicely. :thumbsup:

[SwampG8r]

35. wheres the arugala eating left?

[Doctor_J]

39. That's probably in with the limo libs

arugala sounds very elitist.

[EFerrari]

53. Next to finger bowls and paper ballots. nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

36. The FDR Dean Kucinich Wellstone Feingold Grayson Weiner loony left wing

Or as we used to be known, ACTUAL Democrats.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

37. Bleeding Heart Anarchist Left.

[gkhouston]

38. If I vote for "latte-drinking limousine liberal", do I get a limo? We could use a new car.

And could I get that latte on ice? It's gonna be another scorcher today.

[provis99]

40. the Hate-the-Rich faction.

[jgraz]

41. Intelligent, Informed Progressives Who Still Trust Obama

It doesn't get more imaginary than that.

[Ignis]

46. !

:spray:

Well played. :thumbsup:

[prairierose]

43. the pinko,commie, treehugger, academic, prochoice, tax and spend,,,

liberal

[Better Believe It]

44. The lefty, commie, pinko, terriorist, pot smoking, insane, middle of the bird wing!

[anarch]

45. The Ponywanters Party

[the other one]

47. The clean-cut, hard-working, hippy pot-heads.

Peace, man.

[Safetykitten]

48. The Gibbonistas.

[jmowreader]

52. I am a tax-and-spender

I fervently believe that if the United States government is going to spend money and use tax revenues to pay for it, which is EXACTLY what happens in every country that has a government, we will get more for our taxes if we don't rent the money we spent like the Republicans prefer.

[Poboy]

54. There are so many more slurs for us aren't there?

Put me in the 'other' or secular humanist wing I guess. I could overlap on a few, and you missed a bunch, but I think the larger point you are making is that there is a vast dictionary of slurs and segmenting within them. This is the rights main tactic. DEVIDE and conquer. Always scapegoating and targeting segments against each other. Never on the right, but always on the 'left'. That the administration would use the same tactics and slurs by the right, against their OWN supporters is very maddening. This view expressed in those slurs also has to be the overwhelming and pervading opinion of the entire administration too. No doubt about it now.

[myrna minx]

56. Feminazi - because desiring equality is totally the same as the third reich.

[LWolf]

57. Several of them, including

an NEA terrorist.

[Bluenorthwest]

58. Hollywood gay wing here

[Safetykitten]

59. Oh there is also the "Commiegays"

[xocet]

60. All Your Base are Belong to Us....

I checked, and my membership card says that I am in the

(Neo-1(b)-Bolshevik)-(Seated-at-the-Left-Hand-of-Kucinich)-(Single-Payer-Healthcare)-(Prosecute-the-Fuck-Out-of-Bush-et-al)-(Academic-Elite)-(Anti-Gun)-(Pro-Choice)-(Pro-Public-Education)-(Pony-Wanting)-(K-Dimensional-Chess-Shunning) Branch of the Democratic Party.

I wrote them and complained that preemptive compromise is not a beneficial negotiating strategy, so they sent me an Obama X-mas card a month after X-mas.

How mollifying! How artificial!

[KakistocracyHater]

61. I chose I just made up a new one

Sinister, MUCH too LEFT, SO much that I used a dead language

[Name removed]

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

64. Well, since I like sushi, Linux, and traveling abroad...

...I guess "Latte-Drinking Limousine Liberal" it is.