There's a "professional" left? Cool! How can I join!

[Ken Burch]

I've been wanting to get paid for being a leftist.

Is there a pension plan, too?

[Jamastiene]

1. We movin' on up now.

They called us professional. We've finally arrived. Hello fellow pro.

:rofl:

[Ken Burch]

21. For a second there, I thought you were going to quote the ENTIRE theme from "The Jeffersons".

Scary.

[myrna minx]

24. I can't wait to raid the office supplies.

:woohoo:

[Jamastiene]

34. I call dibs on the extra paper and erasers!

:woohoo:

[MichiganVote]

2. So we're not dirty Hippies anymore?

[Ken Burch]

25. ...cause we all took a shower, maybe?

n/t.

[MichiganVote]

26. Or took a bath after Bush?

[OnionPatch]

29. LOL!

:spray:

[DearAbby]

3. Does it come with a healthcare plan?..n/t

[FirstLight]

4. Yeah!

I'll sign up...do I get a card? ...what local should i report to?

I considermyself 'uber-lib' but Professional Leftist has a much better ring! Socialism for everyone!

:smoke: I'll toke to THAT! B-)

[awoke_in_2003]

46. I have to change my business card...

it currently says "Professional Asshole", now I can add another title :)

[Blue_In_AK]

5. When you find out, let me know. n/t

[WillyT]

6. Aw Man... Do I Have To Wear A Suit And Tie Now ???

And where does one get their official documentation of Professional Leftist?

Is it lamb-skin, does it come in a wood frame...

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

35. It is probably a PDF file somewhere.

I just know it's a PDF file. I hope Sumatra will open it and I'm not forced to update Adobe Reader. :P

[awoke_in_2003]

47. we are leftists...

we follow the Apple dress code :)

[valerief]

7. Only for the Euro leftists, alas! nt

[ProfessionalLeftist]

8. Kucinich is the President

of the Professional Leftists. C'mon in, water's fine! :hi:

[Poboy]

9. Welcome, Mr. ProfessionalLeftist, hehe -nt

[LWolf]

11. Welcome to DU, lol. nt

[WillyT]

14. Welcome To DU, ProfessionalLeftist !!!

:toast::bounce::toast:

Glad ta have ya aboard!

:hi:

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[ProfessionalLeftist]

27. Mwhahahaaa

Gibby can kiss my Left buttcheek. :)

[WillyT]

30. Mine Too !!!

:hi:

[Ishoutandscream2]

37. LOL!! How awesome is that! Welcome, you ol' dirty lefty!!

[Sebastian Doyle]

44. Howard Dean should be our President

because Gibbs and his buddy Rahm hate him far more than they do Dennis.

[awoke_in_2003]

48. have you had your drug test yet?...

:rofl: Welcome to DU

[ProfessionalLeftist]

51. I'm waiting....

;)

[Smashcut]

10. yup. see my avatar

[orleans]

45. i love it. n/t

[corpseratemedia]

12. yes we're all "professionals" in high-paying jobs

which is why we're being "fucking retards" about NAFTA, the cat-food commission, unemployment extension, single-payer, etc.

yanno, we are all getting PAID BIG TIME to support the "other" professionals because, being well off professionals with good jobs, we ...oh yeah the logic behind inventing that phrase ends there

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Just vote, then be asked to shush until the next election.

You'll be in.

[Norrin Radd]

15. kr

[Contrary1]

16. Sure there is! In fact, I am the treasurer of this esteemed group.

And for a mere $1,000.00, you can be one too. Feel free to join.

Do you have a Paypal account? :evilgrin:

[leeroysphitz]

17. You can stay as long as you swear that when you breath it will be your own air. n/t

[scarletwoman]

18. This is so cool! I was getting tired of giving it away for free.

I'm shopping around for a stylish briefcase to complement my elevated status -- image is important, right?

Does this pants suit make my butt look big?

[Jamastiene]

36. I'm thinking of getting a custom laptop for the gig.

I need a recommendation for a good airbrush painter for the logo...and I want them to be from The Professional Left only. I have ideals to keep up, yanno. :P

[Merlot]

39. Somehow I read that as a "custom lap dog for the gig"

which, come to think of it, isn't a bad idea.

[Jamastiene]

40. I insist on having a dog in my office.

It's for medicinal purposes, yeah, that's it. I love having dogs around. It doesn't seem right without one around. :)

Great misread. I hadn't even thought of that before. :thumbsup:

[Shining Jack]

41. Oh boy...

I read "custom lap dance for the gig".Yes,my mind is in the gutter.:blush:

[Forkboy]

19. There's also an amatuerish center.

Gibbs being example #1.

[IDemo]

20. Join the P.L.A. today -

[nadinbrzezinski]

22. And in many quarters for real has stood for

the People's Liberation Army...

Or the official name of the Chinese Military.

Just an FYI... I guess I'm a member anyway... suits and ties, or will Mao Shirts be required?

:-)

Yes to some outside the PLA... we are down right statists and communists.

Quick, ask them to define EITHER.

[IDemo]

23. Yeah, I knew that. But they were only wannabe Lefties

We're professionals. ;)

[awoke_in_2003]

50. How did you get that sig pic? nt

[KG]

28. i need a real job. sign me up!

[Jade Fox]

31. Ya gotta know the secret handshake.......nt

[undeterred]

32. The pension plan consists of all the Cat Food you can eat.

[FrenchieCat]

33. Get yourself a fucking Blog and some paid advertisers.

[U4ikLefty]

43. The web is full of "fucking blogs". n/t

[Merlot]

38. Considering my last profession has left me...

it's nice to have a second chance at a real profession.

I'll make up some business cards:

Merlot

Professional Left

Experienced. Passionate. Drug Free!

[U4ikLefty]

42. It's what Cheerleaders become when they throw away thier pom-poms

and ride their pony into the sunset.

[kath]

52. Careful - I think that using the "C-word" can get your post deleted nowadays...

[AsahinaKimi]

49. Its a P A I D job right?

I could use some extra income. Wait!! Is it for left handed people only? Cause I am a (hates to admit it, a Right hander.. You thought I was going to fall into that trap and say a Rightie..didn't you?)