Tolerance, smolerance!!! Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah Palin (for whom a lobotomy would be redundant) is saying, " . . . and if they're able to put a mosque there, they'll turn it into a jihad recruiting center from which they'll send suicide bombers all over the United States. . . . Believe me, Bill, I've seen their plans."

[Erose999]

1. Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? nt

[47of74]

2. What are you doing with your hands there, Mr. O'Reilly?

[Blue Owl]

3. Look out Bill -- there's anti-brain-matter in the "no spin" zone

Reality is getting extemely unstable!

[whatchamacallit]

4. I wonder if he'll notice I just crapped my pants...

[leftofcool]

5. "See, I am just so totally cute. How can you NOT vote for me?"

[Hepburn]

6. Here ya go....

:evilgrin:

[mzteris]

7. What'd he say? WTH is he talking about???

I wish they'd cut my camera so I can take a peek at my hands. . .

[onecent]

25. Excellent reply mzteris...n/t

[thereismore]

8. her lapel pin looks like a Nazi eagle. nt

[skip fox]

9. "Well, Bill, 'Drill baby, drill' just goes for the Gulf. For the Arabs, it's

'Kill, baby, kill.' . . . I kinda like to be consistent."

[RandomThoughts]

10. I have seen the plans also.

Although I have some of my own plans.

Been thinking on them for awhile, they try to figure best just actions, and most fairness. although are flawed, and some are venting.


However people with much don't like those ideas, so they resist them, and in that create a form of destruction from the collision of need for fixing things, and people not accepting that.


Which is funny, since I don't accept some things either.

And when two different groups only accept certain situations, then something has to break.

:shrug:

Although I am not worried about what breaks, since it does not matter if it is worse or better, only that something occurs to change what is not acceptable.

[skip fox]

13. Hey, DU, I think RandomThoughts is actually Palin's speech writer.

Just trying out material for the ol' gal?

[BurtWorm]

11. 'Ohhh, Bill, you think I'm a celebrity with an opinion actually worth hearing. I'm honored!'

[skip fox]

12. "If I was president the first thing I'd do is bring all our foreign aid home with a

Spend the Foreign Aid at Home First Act. . . . And then I'll bring all our diplomats home so they'll be spending their mony here and not abroad. . . . With computers and stuff, it should be just as easy to do their jobs from home."

[gauguin57]

14. "Keep your head still, Bill. My crib notes are written on your forehead."

I hope Tina Fey will be doing lots of cameos on SNL this fall.

[Turborama]

15. "I want to send the United States all over the suicide bombers from my new Teahad recruiting center"

Also.

[SayitAintSo]

16. I'm dreaming of falafels ....

[SOS]

17. Palin:

"Let's demand that the Masjid mosque, four blocks from the WTC site be forced to close too.
Just because they've been there since 1970 is no excuse for religious freedom!".

[HughBeaumont]

18. That ugly bastard has a chub. "Thank GOD for this desk . .. urrrghh . . . Wesson . . .oil . ."

Palin: "And if we allow the taxidation to continue, the ruminous implimatics for our progenators will be soarifying . .. chartwise, dontcha think?"
O'Reilly: (with the right brand of Stoli, I think I can coax this bimb into my pile of underwear . . .)

[rucky]

19. Practicing my attentive listening look while trying to remember my next talking point.

Gosh he's tall. Now what were we talking about? Aw shoot, I'll just go with the mama bear line again.

[HopeHoops]

20. "Does that come with a salad shooter and a dildo?"

[Sheepshank]

21. y-e-a-h whatever.

I don't really care what you are saying or asking or telling. Laa-laa-la-la trying to focus for the camera. Boo biddy dah dah. Ho hum.....haa haa I said Ho.

Crap, he's stopped speaking. What do I say?...oh what the hell, here we go....

"The projections for a US population that is hungry for strong leadership, to fulfill the prophesy that we will be world leaders is so vital for all of our children for their moral fibers to be suspended while we conditue on God's quest is of paramount inportance when compared with the impossible tasks of dealing with every other problem the world faces, even while the the world looks to us for leadership and moral grounding."

Phew...pulled that one off.

[EC]

22. She has seen their plans?

If they let her in on their plans, does that mean she's one of them?

[Mojambo]

23. "Please don't ask me what newspapers I read... Please. Pretty please?"

[jillan]

24. "I can see Loofahs from my window".

[skip fox]

26. "To tell the truth Bill, I don't care if we're a smart country with lots of eggheads

and college prep know-nothings, just as long as we're popular. . . .You know, life is a lot like high school. . . . The cheerleaders are GODS, don't ja know? . . . So what we need is more country-spirit and less apathy. . . . More bounce and less thinking. . . . More optimism and less consideration. . . . So I'm doing my best for bounce, you might say. . . . Cause we're gonna win, you can bet yer booties!!"

[spanone]

27. she's out of her fucking mind and dangerous as hell

[MilesColtrane]

28. *I'm on TEEEEVEEEE!! I am SOMEBODY!!1*

[skip fox]

29. "How does this sound to ya, Billy Boy? Presidential press conferences with pom-poms.

And instead of political parties ('cause there so booooooring!!!!) we could have fraternities and sororities with different themes like The Jungle Queens or The Packin' Bitches or The Crew-Cut Cowboys or simply The Chiefs. . . . How does that grab ya??? . . . And instead of national holidays, I thought big parties with masked dancing and stuff would give us more togetherness . . . . 'Course something with togas would be great too."

[txlibdem]

30. "This is my last year in the spotlight"

But I don't care because I'm a f*king MILLIONAIRE!!! You can all go F... Yourselves. Bwa Ha ha ha HA HA haha ha ha ha.

[LawnKorn]

31. Bill, On our assumptions, the descriptive power of the base component is necessary to impose an

interpretation on nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. So far, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is to be regarded as irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. To characterize a linguistic level L, the theory of syntactic features developed earlier can be defined in such a way as to impose a parasitic gap construction. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that any associated supporting element is, apparently, determined by the strong generative capacity of the theory. For one thing, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not quite equivalent to the levels of acceptability from fairly high

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