So...has Dick Cheney found a new heart yet, or is he still in cold storage?

[Hubert Flottz]

Dick's neoCON body would reject the heart of any red blooded American. It would have to be a blue blood's heart or it wouldn't be good enough for prince Dick. Any democrat's heart would reject Dick, in a heart beat. So I guess the pickins are slim. Maybe NAPA or the tripple A can give him a jumpstart and an oil change? Maybe Joe LIEberman can bore and stroke him without giving him a ring job.

[CTyankee]

1. I really expected that he would be dead by now...the way nobody is talking about

his condition. I expected an announcement that "the family has gathered by his bedside" at this point, already. The silence is strange...

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I agree, something must be up...

[CTyankee]

8. My wild guess is that he is lingering, perhaps just getting weaker and weaker.

Maybe it is just a matter of time before his body decides to shut down and check out.

How long can a person last with a plug in heart?

[malaise]

3. He's in his basement

charging the pump. Not sure if the lightning strikes across DC will knock out his power but fingers and toes are crossed. :evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I think they're just trying to get his Viagra level up enough that he

can be a republiCON again. If he cant's screw someone or f**k something up, he's done for as a GOPer Gawd.

[malaise]

9. Nah he's testing the wires with water

for some more waterboarding.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I'll bet Dick's been spying on everybody on the cardiac floor.

Just to stay sharp so he can be Sarah's puppetmeister in 2012.

[malaise]

11. You Betcha

:rofl:

[LaurenG]

4. I'm thinking he'll find a heart from someone

you really don't want to know how I think he'll get one though.

[Demeter]

5. He Was Released from Hospital Monday

unfortunately, not to the morgue.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Damn...

That is too bad!