Posts by Ben Quayle (as Brock Landers) on Dirty.com

[catgirl]

http://thedirty.com/2010/08/ben-quayle-is-brock-landers/

Talk about your past coming back to bite you!

Sample:

Unfortunately, such dreams will never happen because we will never be able to date. The Arizona legislature recently passed a bill that forbids me and this young lady from being an item because we’re too good looking. The debate surrounding this bill was very heated because our classic good looks are polarizing, but I understand they’re line of thinking. If we were to be seen together, our level of attractiveness would be a combined 142–and that’s on a scale of 1-to-5. There is a distinct possibility that persons in the general public would keel over and die from being inundated with such a high level of concentrated beauty. So, for the good of the public health, it is probably better if this lovely lady and I stay apart. I think we both deserve some sort of medal.

Link to his posts:

http://thedirty.com/2008/01/brocks-chick-7/

[shraby]

1. Sounds like a bad case of arrested development. Definitely

not an adult writing that drivel.

[Botany]

2. because we’re too good looking

:rofl:

[zbdent]

11. dang, he must have worn out that mirror

masturbating with it in front of himself ...

[karynnj]

3. Well, his dad put out a statement when he first running for the Senate

denying that he thought he looked like Robert Redford. (Which was not only true but I had never - till then heard anyone say it)

He is pretty weird looking - IMO

[elehhhhna]

4. "i understand they're line of thinking" LMAO Tomatoe didn't fall far from the tree, huh?

[tabatha]

10. +1000

[LiberalFighter]

5. The guy is 33 and not married yet? And he thinks he is hot stuff?

[Botany]

6. Stud Muffin!

[Lance_Boyle]

7. Looks like Seth Meyers playing a retarded guy. n/t

[Botany]

12. me in 2005 w/ some no talent radio "ho"

:hi: Steph .... still love me? :rofl:




Wow look Ben he almost has some muscles ..... what a douche nozzle .... if you
have to write, talk, or post about your "game" you have no game.

BTW Ben the girls in strip clubs / brothels really don't like you .... it is an act.

[catgirl]

15. Aw, cute :-)

[PufPuf23]

9. My nosejobdar says he has made a crag out of a mountain nt

Then I could be silly and disgusted anyway.

[mitchum]

17. He also looks rather Ted Bundyish

[catgirl]

21. Wow, he really does!

How creepy.

[JSK]

18. He looks like his homely mother

We are never going to get rid of these fools. They keep spawning.

[Steely_Dan]

19. I Swear....

he looks just like his mom.

[Contrary1]

8. Ok...which one of you guys signed up today, just so you could leave this comment?

August 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Ben Quayle says:
Man, who wrote this? Its full of typoes!

:rofl:

[tabatha]

13. I wonder if he got the joke?

:spray:

One person posted as "potatoe".

[malaise]

14. but I understand they’re line of thinking

Clearly he attended pop's school of English

[xchrom]

16. your father humiliated the family enough -- donchya think? nt

[political_Dem]

20. Good Grief. America has to be assaulted by another Quayle?

Wasn't the first one enough? No one wants to go through another Quayle making an ass of himself again?

Face it. He wasn't hit with the pretty stick. He also has the same narcissistic issues as his father.

Quayle, like his father, is a bottom feeder. I know that eighties nostalgia is going on, but this is a part of the eighties we can do without right now.