Aren't the teabaggers walking around with The Constitution in their pockets, waving it while spewing

[jillan]

hate talk about Obama?

Then why is it that they have come out against the 14th Amendment, and are now coming out against the 1st Amendment - ya know that part that says The First Amendment prohibits the federal government from making a law "respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" ???


I'm soooo confuzzled!

[elleng]

1. They wouldn't know the Constitution if they ran into it; nothing to be confused about.

They don't read because they CAN'T read.

[jillan]

3. Well they sure know that 2nd Amendment pretty well.

Maybe they should re-write the constitution and just have the 2nd amendment in there...

[Historic NY]

2. The only thing constitutional they know is the morning one.....

and they learned it from * who shat all over it.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=morning%20constitution

[jillan]

4. bwahahah - that took me a minute to get it.

Good one!

[HopeHoops]

5. It doesn't matter if they are. They can't fucking READ! (or spell for that matter)

The 1st Amendment reads: "Ya can say whatevah ya want if ya's a God fearin' white Republican Amurkin."

The 2nd Amendment reads: "White Republican Amurkins can own as many guns as they want and them muslims ain't allowed to have any."

The 14th Amendment reads: "Them illegals can have as many babies as they want and live on Welfare ferever."

That's about all they know of the Constitution.

As for the Bible, they've ALL "read" it, but all Leviticus says is "Homos is goin' ta Hell!".