Which movie remake would Rep. Ghomert (R-Insane) best be cast in?

[BootinUp]

Poll question: Which movie remake would Rep. Ghomert (R-Insane) best be cast in?

I need help on this important question!! :rofl:

If you missed his "interview" with Anderson Cooper about the terror babies plot, it is here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x495307

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Sling Blade. n/t

[NanceGreggs]

3. "I'll have some of them terra babies, ma'am ...

... if'n ya got any extree."

[CurtEastPoint]

7. "Reckon you make me some biscuits."

[AnArmyVeteran]

14. "I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me. Mmm"

[izquierdista]

2. The Shining

All work and no play makes Louis a dull boy.

[LunaSea]

4. Double Creature Feature

"The Brain that Wouldn't Think"
and
"Gammera Vs Ghomert"

[ellenfl]

5. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. eom

[Bitwit1234]

6. One of the guys in "Plan Nine from Outerspace". or whatever

they name was.

[AnArmyVeteran]

8. A mutant vegetable creature in the movie, the 'Day of the Triffids'

Ghomert doesn't even have the intelligence of a rotten cucumber. He's a real freak of nature. He even looks insane. Every time I see him I laugh.

What's scary are all the people who voted for the dunce. Can you imagine what kind of creatures are crawling around in his East Texas district? They can't be evolved enough to walk upright yet. It must be the inbred capital of the world. But there are many other rivals in the south.

[Fumesucker]

9. Surf Nazis Must Die of course..

[muntrv]

10. On 2nd thought, "Dumb and Dumber."

[AnArmyVeteran]

11. Where do you think Ghomert's IQ is on this chart?

Where do you think Ghomert's IQ is on this chart?
My guess is in the 'idiot' range...

IQ Range Classification

140+ Genius or near genius (AnArmyVeteran Level)
120-140 Very superior intelligence
110-120 Superior intelligence
90-110 Normal or average intelligence
80-90 Dullness
70-80 Borderline deficiency
50-69 Moron (Definite feeble-mindedness)
20-49 Imbecile (Not enough brain to be feeble-minded)
below 20 Idiot (Doesn't even have two brain cells to communicate with each other, or equivalent to an one-celled amoeba)

[BootinUp]

12. helpful chart, lol.

[xfundy]

13. "Birth of a Nation"

or "Triumph of the Will."

[Joe Bacon]

15. Mommie Dearest

I can just imagine that asshole going livid over clothes hangers! :rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

16. "Deliverance"

I recently went to a college graduation where this nutbag was guest speaker.
He encouraged the college graduates to "take back their country" while oozing tea party propaganda.
Needless to say...was not very pleased to attend this at all and the message was TOTALLY inappropriate for a graduation.