If your shrimp tastes like diesel fuel, would you

[DainBramaged]

Poll question: If your shrimp tastes like diesel fuel, would you

You betcha, the new rage, diesel-flavoured seafood. Be the first on YOUR block to reap the benefits of 'naturally' enhanced seafood. Why if oil comes from the sea, well darn gosh it a little in your seafood won't hurt ya.





:sarcasm:

Much

[RKP5637]

1. Expect to pay a surcharge for oil included. n/t

[rucky]

2. Put it in an envelope and mail it to BP headquarters.

[Warpy]

3. The cat would refuse it, too

You can trust me on this.

At the prices they charge for shrimp here in the high desert, I'd hotfoot it back to the store and get my money back and suggest they do the same with the supplier.

If they balked, I'd set fire to it. There's nothing like a little drama to get them to respect their customers.

[NutmegYankee]

4. You missed an option. "self igniting barbecued shrimp"

It one step better than match-light charcoal! No charcoal required.

[RKP5637]

8. Definitely brings a whole new meaning to FLAMING SHRIMP & PASTA STIR-FRY.

Maybe call it INSTANT FLAMING SHRIMP & PASTA STIR-FRY, just light and fry!!!

RECIPE # 4300 - FLAMING SHRIMP & PASTA STIR-FRY
http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=10213125

[zorahopkins]

5. Make Shrimp Flambe a la Gulf

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you diesel-flavored shrimp, you make shrimp flambe.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Donate it to a RNC dinner party.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. So are you telling me not to buy seafood from American fishermen

...but instead go to overseas suppliers?

Despite experts claiming it's perfectly safe?

[MineralMan]

9. Other: If it tasted like diesel fuel, it would smell like it, too.

I wouldn't eat it because I always have a good sniff at seafood before preparing it.

I'll buy gulf coast shrimp as soon as they appear in my market. I want to support the people who are working to get it for me. I'll give it the sniff test before buying it, and if it passes, I'll enjoy it very much, thank you.

Do you want the gulf coast shrimpers to starve? Is that what you want. If they do, they won't be able to buy your GM vehicles, you know.

Feh! Unrecommended for a bullshit poll.

[MineralMan]

10. "taking one for the Obama team"

Fuck that! Your agenda is clear.