You might be a right-winger, if…

[20score]

Just for the hell it.

I’ll start off.
If you believe Beck's tears are real.

[suede1]

1. You think liberals are out to get your guns, so you where them to Starbucks.

[suede1]

24. * Wear them. Yes I know the difference, I just can't type and

the more I think about it the worse it gets. :0

[pgodbold]

38. If you think gays recruit.

[Motown_Johnny]

2. if you believe defending the Constitution and amending the hell out of it are the same thing

[BootinUp]

3. If you think Sarah Palin ever made good sense.

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

4. The Less You know about something....

... and the more sure you are of it... just just might....

[BootinUp]

5. The old gut

Colbert cracked me up when he did the correspondents dinner and talked about how he used his gut.

[gateley]

6. You are concerned that Obama was born in Kenya. But you're not racist. Really. nt

[20score]

7. You believe science is left-wing propaganda.

[suede1]

8. You understand the idea of bombing for peace nt

[BeFree]

9. You think

The Mission Accomplished banner meant the mission was really accomplished.

[mrcheerful]

10. You think blacks are more racist then whites who say "ni double grrrrrr"

11 times on a radio station then goes off on a tirade about how blacks using the word makes it ok for them to use the same word and claim its a violation of your Rights when you fire yourself from your own radio program.

[punkin87]

11. You think Jesus was a pro-torture, death penalty loving, white American.

[polmaven]

34. To add to that...

A pro-torture, death penalty loving, white American sexist homophobe.

[punkin87]

50. Who helped write the Constitution.

[McCamy Taylor]

12. You think God loves the uber-rich.

[SeattleGirl]

13. You think that the 2nd Amendment is the only Amendment.

[suede1]

14. You think we should make the Bush tax cuts permanent, and you'ren not rich

[SammyWinstonJack]

51. Good one!

[Unrepentant Fenian]

15. You think Palin is President material.

[one_voice]

16. If you believe Stephen Colbert is really a conservative.

[BootinUp]

26. winnah!

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

17. You think Sarah Palin is the best thing out of Alaska

Or anywhere, for anything.

[Raschel]

18. You complain about socialism while playing bingo at the community center.

(and having cookies and coffee)

[suede1]

19. You wrote to Hawaii for a copy of Obama's birth certificate

[BadGimp]

20. You actually believe the GOP has the best interests of middle class Americans at heart

[Hannah Bell]

21. If you support the destruction of public unions & the mccarthyite tactics being used to scapegoat

teachers.

[steve2470]

22. you think taxes are way too high on the rich nt

[hyphenate]

23. you believe that

Terri Shiavo was murdered by left-wingers;
James Dobson is GOD;
That if people really wanted to work, there are plenty of jobs;
That Babs Bush is, in any way, an angelic soul;
That Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin are HOT!;
That Sharron Angle is merely misunderstood by the lefft-wingers;
That it's a shame that people like Mark Foley, Tom DeLay, Dennis Hastert and Bill Frist (and a few thousand others) were driven out of Congress by liberals.

[Scuba]

25. If you support ideas that go against...

...your own interests because "leftists are panty-waists".

[Historic NY]

27. You wear diapers to have sex with someone other than your wife.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. ...You're fucking stupid.

[SpiralHawk]

29. You think George AWOL Bush was a hero on 9/11

[sendero]

30. You still believe ....

... in supply side economics.

[HughBeaumont]

31. You believe Reaganomics is the right idea, globalization is great and Milton Friedman was a paragon.

Sadly, half of my ignore list would be on board with this for real. And they still exist. Amazing.

[marmar]

32. You've got an inflatable Ayn Rand balloon in your closet......

nt

[HughBeaumont]

33. Oh, what would THAT look like?

Would it wear a fez and have a cigarette holder instead of an open mouth?

[whistler162]

35. If you start a "You might be....." thread!!

hmmmmmmm:0

[punkin87]

36. Are you for real?

[suede1]

39. ^No sense of humor, probably a TP'er

[political_Dem]

37. If you can understand what Sarah Palin is saying.

Or...if you think that Frau Brewer's policies are not racist or nationalistic.

[suede1]

40. You think the color black is "Thoroughly Evil"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/19/sharron-angle-campaigned-_n_687510.html

[Terra Alta]

41. You believe Earth is only 6,000 years old.

and that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. Or, even worse, you believe dinosaur bones were planted on Earth by the devil to trick humans(or by God to test humans).

[suede1]

42. You agree with Glenn Beck

[JoePhilly]

43. You think the 14th ammendment protects corporations, but not ...

people born in the US.

[JoePhilly]

44. You think blond hair and nice legs make a news anchor more credible,

[JoePhilly]

45. You think that a smaller government is needed so it can ...

1) Slip into your bedroom and watch what you do and who you do it with, and

2) Crawl into a woman's body and determine what's going on in there.

[Rhiannon12866]

46. You think Fixed News is actually "news..."

:crazy:

[Rhiannon12866]

47. You believe Barack Obama "hates white people..."

Like his immediate family... x(

[ThatsMyBarack]

48. You don't want "socialized medicine"

And you turn into a Teabagger.

[LWolf]

49. If you think teachers, and their unions, are the enemy. nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

52. You take unemplyment whenever you are laid off for more than a week...

...but complain about any news of unemplyment benefit extensions. Yup, a union member, Los angeles film industry.

[Gold Metal Flake]

53. You spend months on unemplyment and then finally find a job...

...and at no time do you stop quoting Beck and slagging "socialist" Obama. Yup, machinist in Texas.

[JHB]

54. If you think the media's liberal.

[NoGOPZone]

55. you preach personal responsibility, but every one of your problems

is caused by gays, Muslims, blacks, immigrants, NOW, the ACLU, Greenpeace, labor unions, activist judges, Michael Moore, George Soros, Barack Obama, the New York Times and Bill Clinton's penis.