This is just screaming - Caption me...

[liberal N proud]

[blogslut]

1. Get off my back, George!

n/t

[Earth_First]

2. "Ten bucks I can throw a fistful of feces furthest..." n/t

[LunaSea]

3. "Does your policy cover ass-boil removal?"

said the monkey...

[JBoy]

4. Parents are even less proud of Hitman Monkey's douchy republican brother

[austin_democrat]

5. OMG that monkey has a bald guy on his ass!!!

[BlueJazz]

19. LOL!...Good one!

[Deep13]

6. So I said, "Hey, where'd you get that hideous thing?" ...

"Texas!" said the monkey, "They got millions of 'em there."

[JuniperLea]

7. That monkey has a gross sore on his ass!

EW!!

[jimshoes]

8. Everybody's got somethin' to hide

except for me and my monkey....
As a side note, I wonder what JL would think about old turd blossom.

[LunaSea]

9. Quick! Call Guinness! I just shit a republican!

[zabet]

10. With the 'horns'....

on the monkey.....it should say...."Yes, I am the dark lord.....and this is my minion....and we hate family portraits."

[brewens]

11. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't

tell me what to play and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQAMvmi1Zwk

[IrishEyes]

12. What a vile, disgusting creature

but the monkey who is sitting on him is kind of cute. :)

[RC]

13. Gee thanks. Now I have to disinfect my computer.

[seabeyond]

14. gobers like this just should not be allowed to be so successful. everything about it is

wrong

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Why he looks just like that chipmunk so many here seem to favor of late

[flvegan]

16. "Satan is a hairy beast, and he resides on my left shoulder to whisper in my ear."

[woo me with science]

26. Yeah, I was going to say something about dispatching the angel that was supposed to be

on the other shoulder.

[Fleshdancer]

17. White stool is a symptom of liver problems.

Just sayin'.

[704wipes]

18. "Wait,...

It's really cool when he whips out his little boner and fucks me in the ear with it."

[JNelson6563]

20. Meet the REAL puppet-master....

:toast:

[JHB]

21. "Oh my god, what is that thing.....

...under the monkey"

[704wipes]

22. monkey boner for KKKarl, I think

I noticed that too.

[JHB]

23. Wasn't what I was referring to, but it'll do.... n/t

[SoCalDem]

24. Evolution in reverse.

[mrmpa]

25. Donald Trumps' hair finally mated & I got first dibs on the 1st born

[jillan]

27. Meet the newest leader of the repub party.

[Stevenmarc]

28. Turd Thrower meets Turd Blossom

[Stevenmarc]

29. .

[11 Bravo]

30. How did that much shit come out of one little monkey?

(And the monkey needs to change it's diet. That's a particularly noxious-looking dump!)