How shall I piss you off tonight?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: How shall I piss you off tonight?

Your choice:

- A Bad Cop Thread

- A thread in support of Park 51

- Another subject of your choosing

Around 9PM East Cost time is the deadline

Let's have some fun!

[KansasVoter]

1. I like the bad cop posts.

[MrScorpio]

14. Thank YOU!

Thank you.

(Pointing and KansasVoter and applauding)


Damn skippy!

[stray cat]

2. Obama is no different than Bush and I'm not going to vote anymore?

[MrScorpio]

5. It has to be something that I'd actually say

That's not one of them

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Can't you find a story about bad cops being against the Cordoba House?

That would be perfect.

[MrScorpio]

6. Oooh, Ooooh, I'll take a look. nt

[sarge43]

4. Another freakin' thread about a mosque. n/t

[ThomWV]

7. Ya gotta get a Nazi comparison in there someplace to really ring bells.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Oasis vs. Blur.

[MrScorpio]

10. I'm not a fan of either

[Patsy Stone]

12. That might do it.

:)

[hlthe2b]

9. I want you to post...

that you searched and searched and searched--then you put an entire team on to search and search and search...










for animal cruelty stories...

and you found NONE....

[MrScorpio]

11. Man, that's a beautiful this to wish for

Wow.

[pgodbold]

23. What you said.

[Solly Mack]

13. Police who taser gun-toting women as they breastfeed their screaming babies

while the family rottweiler terrorizes the other diners inside the Olive Garden at the top of Park 51.

[MrScorpio]

15. That's the Holy Grail, baby

That's the top of the peak

Spank me and call me "Tenzing Norgay".

[Caliman73]

40. but the women have to be overweight and the cop has to be a smoker

and the Olive Garden has to ban the wearing of the hijab, even though it doubles as a Mosque.:hide:

[LAGC]

16. Other: Post some more pics of the Obamas having fun vacationing.

While so many people are still out of work...

That's always sure to piss a few people off.

[MrScorpio]

18. I did not know that Obama's vacay time pisses of DUers

Freepsters, yeah. But DUers?

I learn something new everyday.

[Caliman73]

58. Everything pisses us off!

That you didn't know that pisses DUers off pisses DUers off!! I'm pissed off having to type this. Ouch, I tapped a hangnail on my keyboard, that PISSES ME OFF! Now I'm pissed off that I am so easily pissed off....:rofl:

[TK421]

17. fourth option: human beings are inherently good

[MrScorpio]

19. Now you're just being silly. nt

[TK421]

being honest is more like it n/t

[Skidmore]

20. Dude, we need an

LOL Cat thread. Haven't seen one of those in ages and they sure set some people off.

[MrScorpio]

22. The old soft shoe

Always a show stopper.

[bluestateguy]

21. A thread about firing bad teachers

nt

[MrScorpio]

29. Hey, banning bad teachers is one thing

But no one ever talks about firing bad parents, bad school superintendents, bad politicians, bad school voucher advocates, bad education meddling business people...

[TexasObserver]

24. The Never Ending Story: bad cops

[MrScorpio]

31. It's an ever flowing spring nt

[TexasObserver]

46. More like a lava flow of destruction that builds on itself.

The more it is allowed, the worse it gets. There's an attitude among many cops which is simply scary. They don't know the constitution and don't care. They consider the constitution something that gets in the way of them "doing their job." They're about ORDER, not LAW.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. Can you show how you're six degrees from a bad cop who opposes Park 51?

[MrScorpio]

32. Multitasking... That's a good one. nt

[DevonRex]

26. Tell me you won't vote for the Dem Senate candidate because Obama supports him

even though his opponent is a filthy teabagger puke.

[MrScorpio]

34. Another that has to be something that I'd actually say

Again, that's not one of them

[DevonRex]

38. Then I'm pretty much unpissoffable. :)

Must be all that John Prine I've been listening to lately, reliving the 70s and such with all the hippie talk going round.

[TheKentuckian]

27. Are there no interesting NASA experiments that can be lamented?

That's good Friday fun.

Of course no one can turn their nose up at a bad cop story.

[MrScorpio]

36. I'm a big fan of NASA

It would be very hard for me to slam them

[TheKentuckian]

48. I wasn't expecting that from you man. I figured a gaggle of computerized Luddites would pop in

to provide the drama but its no good now they've been warned of a trap or will have already pounced by now.

I love NASA too.

[Blue_Tires]

28. breastfeeding in public eateries!

[MrScorpio]

39. More, more, more! nt

[name not needed]

30. Bring back something from the good ol' days of DU. Start a Kirstie Alley thread.

[MrScorpio]

41. Hey, I follow her tweets

Lemme look...

[FSogol]

33. Firing a bad teacher who is carrying a gun near Park 51?

Why not tell us about Abraham Lincoln Doctor's Dog?

[MrScorpio]

42. I may be a Google Master

But that will definitely be a challenge of skills.

[Canuckistanian]

35. Let's mix it up a little tonight

Let's talk about the SC Senatorial "candidate" Alvin Greene.

I see him and the whole fuckin' process as indicative of everything that's wrong with the American political system today.

[MrScorpio]

45. Other than the fact that he doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Heck

I have no idea what to say about the guy,

[Canuckistanian]

60. Just something about the process

Of course he won't win and DeMint (the most Teabag-friendly Senator EVAH) WILL.

I'd just like to explore WHY this happened.

[hobbit709]

37. Just posting in GD is enough to piss somebody off.

[MrScorpio]

47. The nature of the beast, baby!

[Kurovski]

43. Mention Sec. of State Hillary Clinton's hair-do.

Start a thread with the title: "Everyone Should Own a Gun!"

Tell me to calm down about the gay marriage thingy.

Link to Freeperville.

Condescend.

--Hillary's hair DOES look fabulous, I shit-you-not.

[MrScorpio]

49. Are you shitting me?

Did someone actually complain about Sec. Clinton's hair?

(facepalm)

[Kurovski]

57. That'll work too.

Now what about her shoes? I can't ever see them!

[defendandprotect]

44. Wasting space on DU with something like this thread might do it?

[MrScorpio]

50. Thanks for adding to this waste of space. nt

[defendandprotect]

64. Hey, you asked --

[11 Bravo]

51. Something about circumcisions performed at an Olive Garden by a breast-feeding "bad" teacher who ...

who wants to build a mosque that will be guarded by off-duty cops who are horribly disappointed at the presidency of Barack Obama.

[MrScorpio]

52. The story of the year, buddy. nt

[Blue_Tires]

53. You forgot to work in Led Zeppelin and kudzu

[nadinbrzezinski]

56. WOiW getting all in ONE post

now I AM impressed!!!
:evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

75. you missed the pitbull in the shopping cart. OTherwise, pretty good!

[old mark]

54. Tell me the MSM is right for lingering on the Muslim and birth certificate

stuff because we KNOW there is NOTHING ELSE happening in the entire world of any possible interest.

Go ahead...TELL ME THAT!!!!!:nuke:

Thanks - I'm going to watch football now, and occasionally shoot my Magnum across the street, see if I can miss all the cars...Fucking Friday evening....


mark

rec.

[MrScorpio]

59. Franklin Graham is crazy nt

[old mark]

85. No argument from me.....nt

[Jkid]

55. Surprise me.

[MrScorpio]

65. SURPRISE!

[LuckyTheDog]

61. Defend the auto bailouts...

...I dare you!

[MrScorpio]

66. Hey, I'm a Detroiter, so...

I.P.O.!

There!

[Trailrider1951]

62. Just be yourself, darlin'

You're an intelligent and creative man, I'm sure you'll think of something. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

67. Aw, shucks...

(Kicking the dirt)

[Kurovski]

63. mispsll everthing yio type.

It drove me fucking nuts just to type that fucking sentence.

Swear a lot.

Swear not at all. Go ahead. What? you think you're better than me because you don't use cusswords?

[MrScorpio]

70. I wnoedr waht to say

Msispelilng porprely is a tirkcy etnrepirse.

[Kurovski]

73. DAMMIT!!!

STOP that!!!

[lpbk2713]

68. You could start a thread about the death penalty.

And intertwine it with prison rape.

And have it focus on a Southern prison with a Confederate flag on the wall.

Yeah, that ought to go over real well. :eyes:

Until the Mods have to lock it after it gets way out of control. :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

71. Snerk!

[lumberjack_jeff]

69. Suggest a mens issues forum. n/t

[MrScorpio]

72. "A place where men can be men" nt

[Kurovski]

76. "Men Things"

That's what I want.

[DevonRex]

81. Sex thread!

[grantcart]

74. lol

[Lagomorph]

77. Something original, I'm tired of the news and politics.

And I'm out of outrage.

[MerryBlooms]

78. lmao BEST THREAD EVER!!1

[madrchsod]

79. that would be announcing you`re going to all disco on the program...

[MrScorpio]

80. That's just crazy talk, man

Now all Led Zep....

[Snotcicles]

82. You could always launch a NADER. nt

[MrScorpio]

83. It's not a presidential election year

Maybe two years from now.

[Snotcicles]

84. Delete

[Kurovski]

86. I'm going to spank my misbehaving six year-old...

I'll be right back.

[sarge43]

87. The cost of Chelsea Clinton's wedding n/t

[Supply Side Jesus]

88. Vanity threads....

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!

[Kurovski]

89. You just described the entire internet!

:D And you used all caps, minimal punctuation, and FOUR exclamation points.

Oooo!, I'm just so MAD at you right now...ooooo!!

[Supply Side Jesus]

90. LoL

:spray:

[steve2470]

91. Obama is a nice guy and loves his wife ?

:hide: