The baby landed on its noggin. . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Glenn (watch-me-not-touch-myself-for-over-an-hour) Beck is saying, "Just where do the vast majority of Americans get the idea Obama's a Muslim, anyway? . . . I know the progressives are blaming Fox News and the Tea Parties, but if you look at it a minute, you realize that it might not be as crazy as it seems. . . . After all, his father was a Muslim, and, as you heard the Reverend Graham give his expert opinion, that means he carries the seed of Islam. . . . Then he's always going to Saudia Arabia or places like that, and I think he occasionnally breaks away to make a secret trip to Mecca. . . . Then there's his name . . . . If that doesn't make you suspicious, nothing will! . . . I'll bet he wants to replace The Constitution with the Quran!!! . . .And you know, he seems to always be looking East, or maybe that's just me. . . . And isn't Osama Bin Laden his second cousin? . . Did I hear that right? . . . No sir, there are loads of good reasons Americans believes he's a Muslim. . . . But whatever it is, it's not Fox. . . . Maybe it's simply the truth! . . . Did you ever think of that? . . . No right-thinking person would blame it on us!"

[skip fox]

1. "Ever since my dad caught me doing it, I call it 'noodling'. . . . Cute, huh?"

:)

[jimshoes]

2. Hi, I'm Glenn Beck, and I make

dumb people even dumber.

[Cyrano]

3. "Guess what my secretary is doing under this desk."

[skip fox]

4. "I got one word to say to you: . . . hamsters!"

[skip fox]

5. "Arab stands for 'Anti-social rebel assassin bomber.' . . . What's so peaceful about THAT????"