What crimes will Assange be accused of next?

[quinnox]

Poll question: What crimes will Assange be accused of next?

Note: this poll is satiric in nature.

[snot]

1. Being a socialist. And muslim.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. And atheist. And yes, he IS a Muslin AND an Atheist and that's not an oxymoron so stop saying that!

[RagAss]

3. JFK

[quinnox]

7. lol

The secret will be revealed!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

4. Eating the last slice of pizza.........

which is a capital offense, you know.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. DANG! So that's why so many RW trolls don't get theirs!

DAMN YOU, ASSANGE!!!

[LatteLibertine]

5. They'll figure

out some way to snag this guy, fair or foul. Likely foul.

[dipsydoodle]

Having two chicken coops on Farmville

Few things are more serious than that.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

8. I think Assange has to make it loud and clear that he is not depressed and would never

attempt suicide. Although the DC Madam claimed she wouldn't commit suicide and she was found hanging....

[IndianaGreen]

9. Murdering Dr. David Kelly

a neat way to "solve" two pesky problems at once!

[enlightenment]

10. Being the second shooter in Dallas.

Taking his finger out of the dyke.

Failing to top-up the water tanks at Chernobyl.

The engineering failure of the Step Pyramid.

Giving the Donner Party crappy directions to California.

[Warren Stupidity]

11. You can read here on DU how he has already killed many people.

[Pavulon]

12. Material Witness Warrant??

can be held on that. poor fella, he is in the deep end now.

[IDemo]

13. Probably not a crime

He will simply be invited on a leisurely small airplane cruise or decide to take a long walk on a riverbank.

[Billy Burnett]

15. Or taking a walk on a tall bridge.

:tinfoilhat:

[stray cat]

14. What other women will make fake charges you mean?

[cutlassmama]

16. when I heard it yesterday, I said it had to be a set up. How stupid do

they think the general public is?