"and then I could not see to see" . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck (an answer in search of a question, an ends in need of a means, a meal without digestion) is saying, " . . . and, Greta, I can tell you exactly what they're planning to do. . . . They're planning to brainwash people who come to ground zero, make them forget 9/11 ever happened. . . . They've been experimenting with Islamic-super-rays and planning to beam those secretly out of the mosque. . . . If everything works out for them, within five years we'll have a 9/11 national holiday set aside to honor and thank the Arabs for releasing us from that terrible Christianity. . . . We'll call it Osama Day. . . . Mark my words, Greta, I've seen their plans."

[Systematic Chaos]

1. **URRRRP** Oh, excuse me!

It's just that slurping up all those stem cells and baby blood gives me such horrible gas!

[skip fox]

2. "But, Greta, the best thing about babies is . . . you don't have to tenderize them."

yikes

[skip fox]

3. "Well, first I learned to rub my belly, then to pat it. Then I learned to rub my head, then

to pat it. . . Then it was simple: I just had to put the two together. . . . But then my wife said I had to pat one and rub the other at the same time. . . . I think that's stpuid. What's its purpose? . . . Sounds like pointy-headed intellectualism to me."