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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 12:40 PM
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Jesus in Arizona
• Dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin
• Doesn't speak English
• Highly unusual birth documents

Face it -

If Jesus got pulled over in Arizona, he's getting deported....
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 01:26 PM
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1. Jesus has been in Arizona for many years.
In California, Texas, Nevada, and New Mexico, too:
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 01:47 PM
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2. and his clothes are funny. Prolly a muslin.
Edited on Mon Aug-23-10 02:08 PM by Sal Minella
Edit: Afterthought: So prolly we should kill him instead of just deporting him?

Thoughts?
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 04:03 PM
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3. Well, Jesus was definitely NOT a Christian
Edited on Mon Aug-23-10 04:04 PM by demwing
(Christian = follower of Christ) and he attended Temple, not a church, AND his folks were in a foreign land to avoid taxation.
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Yeshuah Ben Joseph Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 04:09 PM
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4. Well, of course.
It would be a little silly to follow Myself, wouldn't it?
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