Wrestling with rights. . . Please come CAPTION Laura Ingraham!!!

[skip fox]

Laura, I can't find my soul, Ingraham is saying, "Don't get me wrong, Bill, I think Muslims have rights just like the rest of us, but that doesn't give them the right to take away my rights and my freedom, . . .like my right not to have to see them every time I turn around, or the freedom not to have to hear them crying about their precious rights, much less praying to Mecca . . . . If they can't use their rights responsibility, I say then we have every right to take them away. . . . Everybody knows this."

[BrklynLiberal]

1. -puke- The latest alternative for Ipecac.

[Winterblues]

2. Use your rights "responsibly" just as she is at the moment...

Is there anything going on up there at all? I wonder, I truly do..

[indepat]

3. Is Laura's seemingly horrid inner-self (soul) ruining her former seemingly good outer looks?

Anyway, it's my unproven thesis that a horrid inner-self manifests itself by eroding, even destroying, outer beauty over time. :P

[spanone]

4. with that logic, she's fucking with my rights....

where in the fucking world do they find these assholes?

[skip fox]

5. Warning . . . CAPTIONing is a verb. I.e., the results are creative, but

at DU when we write a caption, we try to capture the essence of the person by creating what they would say if they were a tad less self-conscious or less guarded.

So . . . even Laura didn't say these things, bu they are close (hell, that's part of the joke).