Beck's "I Have a Scheme" speech will reveal the sign of the anti-Christ, 666!!!

[AnArmyVeteran]

Using the same 'reasoning' tactics used by Glenn Beck on his infamous blackboard his speech will fall on a date with the sign of the anti-Christ. Let's take a journey on a Beck-like blackboard.

The date Beck will be speaking is August 28th or 8 28. If you take the 2 in the middle and subtract it from the two 8s you end up with two 6s. Now, if you take those two 2s and add them to the middle number 2 you end up with a 6. So using these calculations it turns the 8 28 into 666, the sign of the anti-Christ. Be afraid, be very afraid!

Yes, of course this is complete nonsense, but Beck does insane things exactly like this on all of his freak television shows and his viewers lap it all up as if god was speaking through Glenn Beck, the simpleton of the century. How anyone could believe anything Beck says defies logic, reasoning and sanity.

[JuniperLea]

1. Dude... I just looked at your profile...

You have 3 666 posts... uh huh... now we know...

:D

[AnArmyVeteran]

3. Oh shit, I've been discovered!

Btw, this makes it 3667 :)

[JuniperLea]

4. Damn! I knew that would happen!

Shoulda gotta screenshot!

:D

[AnArmyVeteran]

12. Yeah, that would have been perfect.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. Next-door neighbor of The Beast N/T

[JuniperLea]

7. The Beast Adjacent?

:rofl:

[Bozita]

2. Praise the Lord, and pass the hat!

[UTUSN]

5. K&R #4 for best skewering of BecKKK: "I have a SCHEME"!1 n/t

[Initech]

8. 666! The number of the beast!!! Hell and fire was born to be released!!!

[gratuitous]

9. The logic is irrefutable

Also, if you add the digits of the year in which this appearance is occurring (The Year of Our Lord 2010), you get . . . 3, which is the number of sixes in the Number of the Beast. Incontrovertible evidence, absolutely damning, and inescapable for those who have eyes to see. Will Beck deceive even the very elect? (Insert scary whoooo-hoooo theremin effect here.)

[AnArmyVeteran]

11. That's even more very damning evidence!

I can't wait till the rapture so all of the militant religious fanatics and misfits will be beamed to another planet to be used as food for a superior race of aliens.

[Progrimm]

10. hasn't he already basically declared

the progressive community as a whole the anti-christ