What happens when you put 10,000 teabaggers in a large open field?

[snooper2]

"add your one-liner answer"

:P

[AsahinaKimi]

1. You get tea balled.

:shrug:

[AnArmyVeteran]

71. Tea Pee

[yellowcanine]

2. You need a lot of portapotties.

[boston bean]

52. that's por-t-potties

for the par-t-poopers.

[formercia]

91. When Glenn Beck Starts a 'Movement'

there won't be enough port-t-potties to go around.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. When it rains, there will be huge cup o'tea running all over DC.

[KamaAina]

4. The crops grow faster?

:shrug:

[Island Blue]

5. The media multiplies by 10

and suddenly they become 1,000,000 teabaggers.


:scared:

[louis-t]

43. Ha! That would be multiplying by 100!

Giggety.

[rustydog]

6. 45 state's IQ level increased by 70%

[DURHAM D]

21. This gets my vote.

[Lagomorph]

44. OK, well done.

A good one is a good one.

[golddigger]

7. A massive Klan rally.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. They get in hot water?

[pinboy3niner]

9. Fox reports: "10 Million Tea Party Patriots in Field"

[ThomWV]

10. This one gets my vote

[realisticphish]

15. +1

[formercia]

79. Does that include the sperm count and eggs of future generations?

Jus' askin'

[Bitwit1234]

11. The will be lucky if close to 100K show up and that's

counting the media who will be about one third.

[AnArmyVeteran]

12. The grass has creatures on it with the same IQs.

[golddigger]

13. A media orgasm?

[BurtWorm]

14. Like any large white object on earth, you can see the reflection from space

[madokie]

16. They'd be more flies than you can shake a stick at

Is all I can think of

[JuniperLea]

17. 10,000 villages are missing their idiot...

[sarge43]

20. Ba Boom! n/t

[sarge43]

18. According to Faux Noose, they multiply by a factor of one hundred. n/t

[Taverner]

19. Answer: They revert to the monkeys they are start throwing poo

[DCKit]

22. A picture is worth...

[handmade34]

23. Sheeple

:applause:

[AndyA]

24. You end up with whole lot of bat shit crazy. n/m

[PJPhreak]

25. Welcome to the Beckerhead Ball,

Please Check your Sanity at the Door.

Or...The Guano Loco Liberation Front...Featuring "The I Have A Scream" Speech

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Nastea.

Liptown.

Red Nose.

Tip veal, try the waitress, :)

[BeHereNow]

48. Best reply yet!

SO good to have your company today!
You are missed!
BHN
:hug:

[marmar]

27. You get 5,000 brain cells

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. LMAO!!

:rofl:

Good one! :yourock:

[quaker bill]

28. The stupid reaches critical mass

and there is an intellectual implosion resulting in a blackhole that drains common sense from all within the impact radius, which in this case could extend miles.

It is recommended one take shelter in a library or other reservior of sufficient truthful information to perhaps buffer the assault. Others argue that even this may be insufficient as a gathering of stupidity this large has rarely been attempted, for very good reasons.

[mysuzuki2]

29. The stupid reaches critical mass and the entire universe implodes upon itself until it is no large

[mysuzuki2]

30. the end was supposed to be " no larger than a pea".

[Vinca]

32. You have yourself a lunatic roundup.

[nc4bo]

33. A Code Brown. nt

[SoCalDem]

34. Weak tea

[slampoet]

35. Pollution.

[hatrack]

36. The relative intelligence of plants & ants rises sharply?

:shrug:

[old mark]

37. Fox does a week on the half million peaceful patriots exercising their right

to be suckers.


mark

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. A very unlucky Port-A-Potty.

[Wilber_Stool]

39. They faint.............n/t

[amb123]

40. Instant Target for an A-bomb Test!

I just want to gather all Reich-Wingers into one spot in Nevada and just drop an atomic bomb on them all! Just to get it over with.

:grr:

[mrcheerful]

41. I don't know but be very careful where you step ( think sheep poo from the crap they spew )

[Laf.La.Dem.]

42. Sheet sales will double

:evilgrin:

[NightWatcher]

45. property values in DC fall to new low?

[Marie Marie]

46. You end up with many misspelled signs

that we can share and have fun with for weeks. Bless their ignorant little hearts.

[4lbs]

47. My "don't care" quotient remains at zero.

[Fuzz]

49. 20,000 balls

[rucky]

50. A delivery for 12,000 port-a-potties?

[aquart]

51. Sun tea?

[jgraz]

53. Hopefully, a massive chasm opens in the earth beneath their feet.

[TK421]

54. "If you build it...they will look like morons"

[Hugabear]

55. Field of Stupid

n/t

[47of74]

56. 2 brain cells, a bottle of moonshine, and 50,000 bibles.

[one_voice]

57. God willing...

Rapture.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

58. Fertilizer.

[MilesColtrane]

59. You witness the birth of a new geographic formation,...

a "drool lake".

[MilesColtrane]

60. Foolapalooza!

[Incitatus]

Some them might get confused and think Glenn Beck is Stonewall Jackson. nt

[MilesColtrane]

61. A NASCAR race spontaneously occurs?

[MilesColtrane]

62. A lot of intra-family speed dating?

[Steely_Dan]

63. You Have An Abundance of Mayonaise n/t

[MilesColtrane]

64. You get a new competitive reality show, "So You Think You Can Hate?"

[MilesColtrane]

65. You get tons of overtime for the D.C. Department of Sanitation.

[MilesColtrane]

66. A spike in local sunblock, Skoal, and jerky sales...

[spanone]

67. 10.000 of the idiots couldn't find the same field

[MilesColtrane]

68. You get enough Teabaggers to actually screw in a lightbulb...

[MilesColtrane]

69. Every sheep and goat in the vicinity starts to get reeeeeally nervous.

[MilesColtrane]

70. All the local weather forecasts predict intermittent craziness with a 85 percent chance...

of severe shitstorms.

[MilesColtrane]

72. You get a sucker tsunami.

[Sabriel]

73. 1,000 squirrels come a-running? n/t

[Swede]

74. Same thing that happens at the old outhouse.

Things really pile up.

[MilesColtrane]

75. You hear the phrase, "This is my daddy, Uncle Leroy." a lot.

[WCGreen]

76. Some kind of shit seeps out...

[EstimatedProphet]

77. The field spontaneously turns into a trailer park.

[gort]

78. A very Strange Brew

nt

[Wednesdays]

80. An unending sea of white

With a lot of gray hair mixed in.

[OneBlueSky]

81. you get a VERY well fertilized field . . . n/t

[BlueIris]

82. You get the biggest pile of blind-anyone ugly since Medusa.

And then some.

[brettdale]

83. answer

You have a crowd of 800 thousand according to faux news.

[formercia]

84. The largest sequestration of Carbon on the Planet.

Enough blubber to make a Norwegian smile.

Arrgh, Matey, hands me that thar Harpoon.

[HughBeaumont]

85. A Fanny-Pack Salesperson's dream?

A black-sock, red/yellow-shirted nightmare?

Senior Discounts A-Plenty?

Single non-ironic mustaches, Double Chins, Triple jingoism?

10,000 heads completely not grasping the irony of an anti-gubmint rally held on public grounds that you have to take public transportation to get to (you know, unless you WANT to be stuck in traffic)?

[mwb970]

86. It gets reported as "2.5 million attendees". /nt

[tanyev]

87. Compost tea.

[Snotcicles]

88. You have a total of 20,000 teeth. nt

[Lost4words]

89. Q V C sales will plummet!

[Rochester]

90. What's a thousand feet long and has an IQ of 61?

A tea partiers' parade.

[itsrobert]

92. They cry like Glen Beck coming down from drugs?

?