Would someone please translate this bat shit crazy

[malaise]

woman's incoherent babble for me.

Thanks

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Why bother?

[givemebackmycountry]

2. Simple

We LOVE the troops.
Democrats do not.

Simple see?

[butterfly77]

10. Maybe,this is a message..

for the returning troops..

[MattBaggins]

16. They need to update the saying about Facism in America

It will come wrapped in flag, carrying a cross and screaming about how much they "luv da troops"

[babylonsister]

3. I turned her off, but I do find it interesting no cable newz is

covering this ad nauseum. So refreshing, and I hope I didn't speak too soon.

[malaise]

6. Give thanks for the Katrina anniversary and those three storms

in the Atlantic. Sometimes the laws of nature save us from evil.
On the other hand the Fox financing of the ReTHUGS must have really pissed off CNN, NBC et al.

[nevergiveup]

4. You first need to read "My Pet Goat"

and then you will understand.

[malaise]

7. Upside down or...?

:rofl:

Funny no mention of Pat Tillman.

[AnArmyVeteran]

8. That's the right Wong bible!

[ThomWV]

5. What she is saying is Hey! Look at me! I'm in the Spotlight! "God bless America" Whoopeeeee

[malaise]

11. What exactly is the theme of this crap?

What the fuck are they restoring?
She said absolutely nothing - support the troops.

Now here is the other lunatic -this looks like a gathering of the militias of America. Why is he wearing a bullet proof vest?

[Hansel]

9. Sorry. I don't speech narcissistic -ese. nt

[Kurt Remarque]

14. that military kid has become just another prop for her

just like the disabled infant

[EstimatedProphet]

12. "I'm important and stuff! Give me money!"

There you go.

[Fuzz]

13. What was with the tongue smacking thing every 6 seconds?

That a new Palin thing?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. The little 'tsk' affectation? First I'd noticed it, too.

She must have teams of consultants working round the clock to find new ways for her to be annoying.

[Fuzz]

21. It was incredibly annoying!

[zeemike]

15. They are re creating a cult of heroes.

Just as the Nazi's did in the 30s....and wrapping it in a cloak of religion

[Enrique]

17. vote for John Boehner n/t

[ladjf]

19. The "troop fetish" gains votes in the U.S. nt

[nc4bo]

20. The Jackson dude sounds like he babbling to me too. nt

[malaise]

23. He's worse than babbling

He says he's a dog (with three degrees) who is vet grateful to be invited on stage by Glen Beck. I think I need a 'dominionist' interpreter.
There must be some message here - or maybe NOT. Maybe it's all about Glen Beck is a hero.

[IDemo]

22. My depiction of her from an earlier toon:

[librechik]

24. love it ! n/t

[terrya]

25. I know exactly who you're talking about and it's all gibberish to me.

Even without turning on the television.

She might as well be speaking in another language as far as I'm concerned. No matter what she says.