Anybody Got a Cross & a Few Extra Nails Lying Around?......

[DemocracyInaction]

Watch it, Beck!!! These baggers are gonna get real nervous if you start substituting yourself for Jeeeesus. Here's what baffles me: Mitt got nowhere in 2008 because the Christian Mafia (aka Christian "right")didn't want "none of them stinkin' Mormons" 'cause Mormons, in their, hallowed opinion were not "Christian"! Soooo, how many of them know that Mr. "Racism on a Stick" is a Mormon and that his rants come from Ezra Taft Benson who was such a radical freak that the Mormons have been trying to distance themselves from that nut jobs rantings for years???

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Ass end of the Piscean epoch." - Ronald Reagan's Dead Republicon Astrologer*

"As we Republicon occultists are acutely aware, before we actually get to the Age of Aquarius we must endure the Ass End of Pisces and its Shadow Traits. Those shadows are all about either persecution or whiney victimhood. In the Beckkk boy (R), we have our ultimate Republicon personification of these miserable soul afflictions."

- Ronald Reagan's Dead Republicon Astrologer*


* Courageously channeled by a dashing and intrepid, but anonymous, DUer from the vast & fetid netherworld of Republicon Mass & Ass Media Occultism

[handmade34]

2. I hope he asks them all to get down on their knees and

pray...

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

3. Did you really have to go there?

Seriously, crucifixion jokes? It ain't all that funny for those who have been through it. :(

[DemocracyInaction]

4. Beck is an insult to Christianity

..just as he is an insult to MLK's memory. And, sweetheart, when you think you are the "second son of God", you are usually taken away by people in white outfits with your arms strapped down...ahhh, but in the US OF A, we now give you a national microphone, space on the national mall, and a sponsor selling gold to the permanently stupid..

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

5. Well, all of right wing "Christianity" is pretty much an insult, for that matter.

Most of those fools wouldn't recognize My teachings if I was speaking the entire gospel to them in their own living room. So put him in a rubber room, absolutely. But none of that talk about hammer and nails, OK?

I can't use a hammer even now, and that sucks, considering I used to be a carpenter before all of this happened.

[AnArmyVeteran]

7. No one can be a practicing Christian and a conservative at the same time.

They are exact opposites. Conservatives hate all of Jesus' teachings and if Jesus was somehow pulled off the cross before he died conservatives would stand around him demanding that he provid an insurance card before giving him medical treatment. And since Jesus was a deadbeat and poor conservatives would stand around him mocking and condemning him for his lack of personal responsibility until he died. This is exactly how right wingers think...

[SpiralHawk]

6. "Even the so-called 'elect' shall be deceived...

...in the latter days..."

Or was it the latte' days?

Chickenhawk Beck (R) has been no help on resolving that BIG question.