What 'miracle' happened at the BECKapaLOSEa? I can't wait to hear about it!

[AnArmyVeteran]

Was there a rapture? Did Beck part the reflection pool like Moses? Did God descend from the heavens? Did Beck walk on water? I'm just dying to find out. I'm so disappointed I missed the miracles Beck promised would happen.

Oh yeah, 'Amen, and amen'...

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[hatrack]

1. He seemed to be turning day-time into sleepy-time for many attendees.

Whether that counts as "miraculous", hard to say . . .

[redwitch]

2. no miracles. very boring.

nuthin' to see at all.

[tridim]

3. The money in the attendee's pockets miraculously ended up in Beck's pocket.

[AnArmyVeteran]

8. I wonder if the Vatican will validate that 'miracle'?

The mutant rally proves that there is a sucker born every minute and they are called tea baggers.

[LiberalLoner]

4. There WAS a miracle! Big Gerda's hoverround held up for another

day under her enormous mass, and if that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.

[TheMuse]

5. The Beckoning has occurred!

The miracle is that it is over and I don't have to hear about it anymore.

I said the following in another thread, and think it is appropriate here as well:

"Maybe the tea partiers that still have brain cells that haven’t been destroyed by mass consumption of moonshine and generations of inbreeding will finally come to the realization that they are being used for nothing more than monetary gain"

That would be a freakin miracle!

[redwitch]

6. The Beckoning! Love that!

And welcome to DU!

[golddigger]

7. It was allowed to end.