Ultimate MLK vs. Beck Infographic:

[onehandle]

[varelse]

1. Well done (nt)

[Beartracks]

2. A gerbil in the deposit tube?

Well, that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

But his clown career is going nicely, overall. He's finally found a way to make big money at it without having to do childrens' birthday parties.

[miscsoc]

3. yeah it is p funny

i think things all went wrong when he quit drinking

the best thing anyone could do for this country is get glenn beck back on the bottle.

[sfwriter]

4. Glenn Beck had a Gerbil in the deposit tube?!?!?

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH LOLZ IN THE WORLD.

[AnArmyVeteran]

5. I thought a good way to rob a bank is to fill tubes with wasps.

The Almost Perfect Heist
A lot of banks have detached drivethroughs. It would be easy to have two cars drive up at the same time and put preloaded tubes full of angry wasps into the chutes and then just wait. As soon as the tubes were opened, hopefully at the same time, wasps would fly all through the small building and everyone would run out leaving the secure door wide open. Then, you could have someone waiting at the door with a bee outfit on to go in and scoop up all the money. While everyone was still in a state of shock you could be long gone.

Note: I intentionally left out a few key parts of this story because if I included everything it would be a perfect crime and I certainly don't want to give anyone any ideas.

Disclaimer: DON'T do this at home or at a bank! It 'might' be illegal! This was just an idea I was going to use in a film I was producing.

[Beartracks]

6. But the cannisters stay closed, don't they?

The tube delivers them to the teller.... but the teller has to open it. Or so I thought.

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[AnArmyVeteran]

10. Yes they do, but if you have paper covering the inner wall no one would see what's inside...

But now you're asking me the details that would would make it easier for someone to try it! I'm sure after the wasps ride through the tube they would be very angry. Of course I wouldn't do such a thing. It was only an idea for a film.

[Beartracks]

7. LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ.... n/t

[onehandle]

8. I would hope he was arrested for animal cruelty, but he probably wasn't.

Torturing animals = Trademark of serial killers.

[RainDog]

9. kick n/t