Why are the GOP's sainted figureheads always such crybabies?

[Hubert Flottz]

Diaper Rash...L'il davy vitter, the gag that keeps on giving.

[KharmaTrain]

1. The Party Of Victims...

Listen to these shitstains closely and all of them relish in the concept that they're being persecuted. Diapers is a classic example as he was caught red-tushed but he now tries to play the victim when anyone attempts to bring it up. In his world...and that of the GOOP...his semi-contrition was good enough...another "youthful indiscretion" and those who continue to bring it up are doing so unfairly.

The reason the GOOP are crybabies is because that's tactic works to keep their base clueless and energized. It's easy to paper over divisions within when you play victim and that the world is out to get them. This not only diverts from the fact they have no real solutions to problems (only causing more) and right into the fear/hate mantra that they feel is their keys to the kingdom. Playing victim plays right into the long time dogwhistles and memes the GOOP uses to keep their horde in line through making them feel persecuted and discriminated against, even when they're not. This is how they make many of these fools vote against their own best interests.

[H2O Man]

3. Exactly.

Great point.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. The nut cases, in a nutshell...

Sheltered from grim reality by their blind faith in their false prophets of gloom and doom. You nailed them!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Because we always make our gods in our own image.

[Skidmore]

4. It is also the party that tries to elect "daddy" for top job too.

And, might I add, prefers to see women as barefoot and pregnant except those chosen few who will allow the men in the party to be the "head of the house."

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Maybe their minds are cluttered by doubts about who their blood

"fathers" really were? If I were a republican I'd never trust another republican alone with my better half, or my pet goat!

I think the GOP contributes to the rising water levels around the globe, with all these Faux tears shed by these Faux prophets.

Edit...If nobody else kicks my thread, I'll think it's a sign from on high, that everybody else on the planet is wrong but that Glenn Beckerwood is right.