And I should watch the 24/7 coverage of Paris Hilton's latest cocaine bust because.....

[MoonRiver]

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

1. She won by a nose nt

[MilesColtrane]

7. Neigh.

I heard that she walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?".

[Xipe Totec]

10. Well, that a horse of a different color nt

[ThomasQED]

2. I don't know what station that's on...

but if I were you, I'd call them and say, just like Jon Stewart,

"YOU'RE HURTING AMERICA!"

[MoonRiver]

3. What station? How about all of them.

[ThomasQED]

9. Yikes.

I haven't turned on the teevee yet today. Good thing, apparently.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. B/c nothing else on except for reruns and Larry King?

[Boojatta]

6. A device was recently invented.

Soon they will be available in stores. It's called a "VCR." With a VCR, you can have "on" TV whatever videotape you have handy.

However, I have a bad feeling about Betamax, so I recommend that you buy VHS instead.

[dimbear]

8. If you haven't checked VCR prices lately, you're in for a shock...

What used to cost about a dollar two ninety eight is now way up there. Digital tuners and no demand.....

[Lint Head]

5. Torturing and killing innocent civilians is just your average politicians

day at work.

[customerserviceguy]

11. It's fun to watch the various Pop Tarts get in trouble?

:shrug: