The Dumbest Shirts At The Glenn Beck Rally

[IDemo]

Way too many to post them all here, but there were over 3 brazillion people there, after all:







the rest -- http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-dumbest-shirts-at-the-glenn-beck-rally

[Catshrink]

1. That last dude is soooooo sexy.

Not.

[Drunken Irishman]

4. Looks like someone took a frying pan to Billy Ray Cyrus' face.

[Booster]

6. All he wants is to kill somebody. Creepy.

[Binka]

7. Hey It Took him Hours to Get That Look

:sarcasm:Troglodyte hottie.

[liberal N proud]

9. Keith Stone

[Duke Newcombe]

11. Looks like Moran Man is cloning himself...

Boys from Brazil II, perhaps?

[uppityperson]

13. That was my thought. I wish I was still fertile.

not

[WCGreen]

22. Why do guys feel that scowling makes them look cool....

[Anakin Skywalker]

47. Not "Cool". Men Scowl to Try and Look Tough!

But I see that you are not impressed. :)

[Mariana]

78. I'm not impressed, either. He just looks stupid. nt.

[petronius]

24. I didn't know they made those pre-ripped jeans in man sizes

:shrug:

As for the top dude, if I didn't have so much respect for the elderly I'd certainly make some sort of Gollum comment...

[Catshrink]

32. And don't they wrap that package well?

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

36. they are called "bear" sizes

:rofl:

[bulloney]

56. I wonder if any of those older teabaggers have a sense of irony.

They denounce socialism as they collect their Social Security checks and participate in the Medicare program.

They probably arrived at the Glenn Beck event by riding the Metro public transportation system.

They're probably not aware that the event was held at a national park and had taxpayer-funded police protection.

If McCain had been elected president, I wonder if these people would have been as belligerent on his birthplace, Panama, as they are about Obama's made-up birthplace of Kenya.

I love these people who bitch all day about the "librul media" as they listen all day to Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity and Faux Snooze. Again, is the irony lost on these people?

Next time one of these teabagger rallies take place, participants should be given a test on U.S. history and citizenship just to see how little they actually know about the subjects.

[XemaSab]

44. I'm glad to see the dude from Office Space getting some work

I wonder what he charges.

[Mariana]

66. Why's his right hand swollen?

I think the jewelry on his wrist is a bit too tight. Obviously NOT everyday attire for this guy. He's playing dress-up for this event. Isn't that adorable?

Also, he resembles Tawd Palin in the face.

[Pool Hall Ace]

72. Yes! That was my first thought.

With that bandanna, maybe it is Tawd incognito.

[Binka]

2. 1st Photo With BBQ Sauce Is Very Classy

Fucking Idiots.

[Drunken Irishman]

8. Actually, it's brains.

[Binka]

10. Sorry No. That Would Not Produce Stains. n/t

[Drunken Irishman]

27. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ZOMBIE??!@?!?!?!?

[Erose999]

53. If I were a zombie I'd stay far, far away from a teabagger event. Not because they are all packing,

, but because the brains are few and far between.

[Mariana]

65. Where the hell would he find any brains there? nt

[liberal N proud]

3. The couldn't bring signs so they used their shirts to show their stupidity

[texastoast]

5. I didn't see any brown people

People told me there were some brown people there.

[Binka]

12. They Were Picikng Up The Garbage n/t

[JI7]

14. how do you describe the last guy's fashion ?

from the clothes, head wrap, jewelry etc.

[Binka]

17. BeckF@@%inista

Bad taste squared.

[uppityperson]

18. Punk biker Navawannabe...

who hangs to the left?

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

26. close, with the torn pants and too much jewelry, i am going with log cabin republican

[texastoast]

31. I had to check

Now do you designate that by your left or his left?

[uppityperson]

40. His. I think he invested in a pair of socks to tuck and they came loose.

[IDemo]

20. Thunderdome N' Turquoise®

[guitar man]

30. Sidewalk Commando

It would surprise me if he actually had a bike, and if he does, I bet it has never seen a drop of rain and he barely knows how to check his own oil much less change it. I've seen a lot of these so called "biker tough guys" around lately. Can't even ride a damn stick horse right. :rofl:

[Erose999]

54. Hand-me-downs from Stevie Ray Vaughan?

[kimi]

59. Don't know how to describe that look

but rings on all his fingers and probably bells on his toes too.

[The Wizard]

63. That fasion would be

Halloween gay biker.

[Art_from_Ark]

15. Holy mackerel

All those shirts are really... dumb. :crazy:

[flvegan]

16. "Protect White Cracker Babies"

1. I don't get it;

2. Eeeeerily racist.

[ZenKitty]

38. I believe it was in response to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uy3_APuCA

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. THIS one was the dumbest:

Then there was this guy:
Interview With Man Wearing "Protect White Cracker Babies" T-Shirt

[JI7]

25. WTF ??????/

[H2O Man]

49. Wow.

What form of "reality" does this individual inhabit?

[proud2BlibKansan]

50. Mauitania reality

:rofl:

[JI7]

21. Did the last guy look in a full Length mirror before stepping outside ?

what do you think HE thought of what he saw in the mirror

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. Check out the feet

Plus one crutch. :wtf:

[Quantess]

43. I get it. He's grumpy because his ankle hurts and he needs a target for his rage.

Too bad he's too dumb and brainwashed to figure out he's aiming his rage at the wrong target. The GOP sure ain't gonna help his healthcare needs.

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. This guy brought a condom

[donheld]

33. He needs all the condoms he can get

We don't need his genes spread any further.

[name not needed]

73. That would require a woman willing to sleep with him, so I don't think we have to worry about that.

[Mariana]

79. I dunno, he just might find one, especially in this crowd.

Remember that all these assholes in the pictures had parents who found someone willing to sleep with them. Certainly, a few may be throwbacks, but I bet that in most cases the apples haven't fallen far from the trees.

[Quantess]

46. Your future is a heart attack at age 40. Sorry.

[lpbk2713]

29. And all were made in China.

No doubt in my mind.

[Initech]

34. Has this guy even read the bill of rights?

[tuckessee]

37. That one would've been acceptable at DU pre-Obama.

I don't remember many Democrats complimenting the Bush-Cheney gang on its scrupulous respect of the Bill of Rights.

[Quantess]

45. I know! who's the hypocrite, right?

:rofl:

[Anakin Skywalker]

48. Toby Keith? Is That You?

Bwahahahahaha!

[JuniperLea]

60. Has he read...

anything?

[Quantess]

35. I love everyone in the first photo!

I'm betting the teenager with bowl-cut bangs has a small mullet in back. The ginger-beard bald guy got drunk and hit his head. That, or the elderly man bit him, which would explain the blood stains on his shirt and mouth.

[peekaloo]

51. I'm impressed that Beck was able to lure C. Montgomery Burns to his rally.

:rofl:

[Matariki]

39. I'm convinced we're being had...

It's ONE HUGE piece of performance art. I mean seriously. "Cracker Nation" :rofl:

[Rex]

41. The last guy is an obvious Fox plant.

Nice try though.

[BeHereNow]

42. Okay, I'm officically scared.

WHO in the HELL are these people?
BHN

[HughBeaumont]

52. Foot-shootin' dumbasses.

"Hey, let's defend the wealthy's right to screw me out of jobs and opportunities while enhancing their own bank accounts! YEAAAAH! THAT'S MURKA!!"

[wookie72]

55. This wasn't on the page but on the link...

But what's so dumb about Celtic Thunder? Did the OP think they were some kind of white supremacists group?

[newspeak]

57. the man loves faux news?

I thought one of those damn muslens had a vested interest in faux. I thought Murdoch or Morloch only became a great american citizen, so he could have more than one media outlet?

I thought a judge gave faux news the right to lie--it's okay, ya know, all the freedom of speech. "we got to catapult the propaganda"-from Little Boot's mouth to his precious little ears.

[wookie72]

58. Um, i think this wasn't meant to reply to mine.

I think, anyway.

[Withywindle]

76. Yeah, they're an Irish-music band.

Not RW, as far as I know.

I'm sure they're proud of that fine example of Gaelic womanhood advertising them there. :scared:

[Mad_Dem_X]

61. "Love it or go back to Kenya"

But, I'm not from Kenya. I've never even been there! :crazy:

Yeah, that's not racist at ALL, is it?

ETA: "Cracker Nation"? They're not even trying to deny it any more!

[Scurrilous]

62. K & R

:thumbsup:

[HopeHoops]

64. Damn. The first one - the "Obama" on the shirt looks like a caricature of the idiot wearing it.

And if the third guy is trying to show off his "package", he might as well get in the express lane for 10 items or less, 'cause that ain't a full cart.

[AnArmyVeteran]

67. The first guy has chewing tobacco stains all over his shirt.

[lpbk2713]

68. Three week old Cheeto stains.

That would be my guess. :shrug:

[AnArmyVeteran]

69. Ahh, maybe he eats cheetos while he's chewing tobacco.

His poor wife!

[Rocknrule]

70. Holy living breathing stereotypes, Batman!

[TNLib]

71. My Favorite is "Protect White Cracker Babies"

classic :)

[gophates]

74. Don't complain

Do you really want to see these people with no shirts?

[ljm2002]

75. I mis-read the title of the OP...

...as "The Dumbest Shits At The Glenn Beck Rally".

Come to think of it, that works too. :-)

[w8liftinglady]

77. whoa-for a minute-I thought they were HERE!

sigh.